Know any knock knock bed jokes?

Answer 1

a joke about a pig is: why did the pig have ink on it? Answer: because it just came back from the pen. ha-ha-ha-ha A farmer had some sows (female pigs) he wanted to have mated. He called all over town and found a place near him who had a fine boar. He arranged a meeting and loaded his sows in the back of the truck and drove to the boars owners farm. He unloaded the sows and the owner of the boar said 'this is big jake. He will get the job done and in no time flat.' The pigs go at it and make all kinds of noise. When done, he loads them up in the truck and asks 'How do I know if it took?' The boars owner replies 'If the pigs are in the mud tomorrow morning, it didnt take. If they are basking in the sun, they are pregnant.' The farmer drives home. The next morning, the farmer awakens to find all of his pigs frolicking in the mud. He loads all the pigs back into the truck and returns to big jakes place, unloads them and they go at again. They make so much noise, the boars owners wife even starts to sweat. When all this is over, the pigs owner loads all the pigs back in the truck and returns home, exausted. The next morning, the farmer wakes up and is still exausted from lifting the heavy pigs in the truck so many times and asks his wife 'Honey, can you look out in the pen and tell me if the pigs are laying in the mud or basking in the sun.' The wife looks out the window and replies 'Neither.' The husband wakes up a little more and asks 'What do you mean, neither? Where are they?' The wife replies 'They're in the cab of the truck, honking the horn.'

Answer 2

I have a really good lion knock, knock joke. Why did the lion lose at Poker? Because he was playing with a Cheetah. Hahaha! What does a lion say to it's children before they went hunting for food? Let us prey.

Answer 3

Here are some Knock Knock Bed jokes. Knock Knock. Who's there! Bed! Bed who? Bed you can't guess who I am! Knock, knock Who's there? Hugo Hugo who? Hugo to bed now

Answer 4

Here is a knock knock hammer joke: Knock knock, whose there? Hammer Hammer who? Would you like hammer bacon with your eggs?

Answer 5

How do you know if a pig is good at karate? Because he knows how to do the pork chop.

Answer 6

Yes. I know a number of knock knock pig jokes such as Knock, Knock Who's there? Pig Pig who? Pig up your feet so you don't twip!