What is the answer to the old lady and the bag joke?
she will be famous
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You can often get a bag of lady bugs from your local nurseries.They are very useful in getting rid of aphid infestations.
The only way to bag a classy lady, is to give her two tickets to the gun show.
I'm so old that Noah and I were shipmates together. I'm so old that Moses and I were foot soldiers together. I'm so old that Edison consulted me about music. If women ruled t…he world we all would still be living in caves but we would have curtains hanging in the entrance.
Here's one: An 88-year old man, who had been in pretty good health most of his life, had visited his doctor several times regarding odd pains in his left leg. The doctor had …done several tests and suggested a variety of remedies, but nothing seemed to work and the doctor was stumped. "Mr. Green," the doctor said, "That leg is 88 years old, and you have to expect it will get tired out after all this time!" "But doctor," replied the patient, "my right leg is 88 years old too, and it feels fine!"
Jokes that contain toilet humor, i.e: butt jokes, fart jokes, toilet jokes, slapstick comedy, etc. Nothing too sophisticated.
Short answer: Yes. Lady Gaga has an eating disorder and was not joking when she said that the key to her slim figure was "all about starvation". Long answer: If you look… through various photos of her from the kick start of her musical career to the pictures of her today, you can see a considerable transformation of her physical appearance. The more recent the photos of her are, the thinner her frame is. Her face in particular has made a shocking transformation that many fail to realize is not primarily the result of cosmetics and makeup, but of the loss of her facial tissues and fat. In one such photo of her in a bikini, her stomach, legs, chest and arms all have decreased in size to unhealthy extremes. This evidence leans heavily toward the suggestion that she is strugelling with an eating disorder. In other words: Yes. Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, Lady gaga is starving herself, putting her health and spiritual well being under the pressure to be abnormally thin.
What does lady gaga get when she's ill? Fever What's lady gaga favourite food? Dirty ice cream What does lady gaga say when she's confused? Eh eh What's lady gaga scared of? …Monster What happens to lady gaga when she is happy? Speechless
No, and there's a famous YouTube channel called Yomama where youcan submit those kind of jokes and they could get animated. If you are asking if they have been around for a l…ong time, thenyes, they have. Supposedly they came from slavery days. Slaves werechained together in groups of twelve. It was very boring on slaveships. Nobody wanted to be there, the ships had a rotten stenchabout them, and nobody knew anybody. The slaves could barelycommunicate with each other since they had differing nativetongues. So they said the few words that multiple languages share,such as words for mother. So they dissed each other's mothers toget a rise as entertainment. That is one cultural element they allshared -- they all had a mother. Then with time, as Black culturebecame more mainstream, and sitcoms and television comediansstarted using such jokes, they became popularized and modernized.
Jeanette Nolan portrayed Dirty Sally. Ms. Nolan and Dack Rambo starred in the spin off series titled Dirty Sally , it aired for a short time.
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Many "good" Lady Gaga jokes are too inappropriate to be listed here. However, here are some suitably appropriate ones: How do you get Lady Gaga's attention? Poke her face. Wh…y is Lady Gaga so sad? Because she had a bad romance. How do you entertain Lady Gaga? ...Just dance. Where does Lady Gaga keep her outfits? In the fridge.
yes. because holes create air to come in and they can breathe through them.
In Apostrophes and Ellipses
After the 's' - the ladies' bags.
In James Bond
You have to be old enough to talk, I suppose. I don't see why there would be an age limit beyond that.
\n. A bag lady is usually a woman who is homeless living on the streets and carrying her worldly possessions in a bag.
It is a bag designed for ladies for them to hold their things. A handbag or purse such as is often carried by women.