What is the answer to the old lady and the bag joke?
she will be famous
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In this context "old lady" means a wife. This term and its counterpart, "old man" have been around for many years. It would take considerable research to dig out the origin of the term.
well you have to be 14 to work as braggers and 16 and up to be in other departments
A joke is a statement, question, or story used with the intent ofmaking someone laugh. Joke means to tell someone about a humorous conversation, orincident or a fictitious narration or a funny anecdote that isusually amusing and results in a refreshing laughter that is mostlyenjoyable unless a perso…n upon whom the joke was cracked feels gothurt and becomes somewhat serious for a while A JOKE IS WHAT MAKESYOU LAUGH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA DATS DUMB OMG (MORE)
You can often get a bag of lady bugs from your local nurseries.They are very useful in getting rid of aphid infestations.
It was on accident, it flew into her mouth and she swallowed it. Perhaps she'll die
The only way to bag a classy lady, is to give her two tickets to the gun show.
I'm so old that Noah and I were shipmates together. I'm so old that Moses and I were foot soldiers together. I'm so old that Edison consulted me about music. If women ruled the world we all would still be living in caves but we would have curtains hanging in the entrance.
I am an Official at Krogers Inc. and you have to be at least above the age of 5 years old. You must be immature and throw the things the people buy at the floor. You also have to be old enough to put the eggs up your bum. P.s. you have to have a pepe size of at least 12 inches. Good day.
i wont say you never said to say the answer it only said answer it but didnt say to write with letters boo
The joke is:. "I know an old man with a wooden leg named Smith.". "Really? What's the name of his other leg?". You don't actually see him die, you only hear about it the next day in the park.. The only violence is a scene towards the end of the film, and arguably cut from some production version…s- as it adds nothing to the plot- the kids are on the loose in the back streets of London and are briefly harrassed by an old woman near one of the Banks ( Queen Victoria"s Ghost or The Witch of Wall, or rather Threadneedle street) the introduction of this hostile female character- there is no witchraft in Poppins in the usual say(Oz) style, is very puzzling. there is a congested and chaotic scene and the kids are in effect rescued by Jack of All Trades Bert- by the way the Bert character did not figure in the original (not Disney adaptation) novels. a Banker be comes somewhat confused but does not die. there are no deaths or violence other than the (financial section witch) character who merely snarls at the kids and no reason is given for her hostility. it is a strange character- do not confuse with the Bird Woman who is feeding the birds, harmless lady. (MORE)
Jokes exist to make people laugh. Jokes also exist to make smile onyour face also to make you happy whenever you are tense.
The Grumpy Old King's humor scatters all over the humor spectrum. The joke he would be entertained by is random and different each and every time. There are no answers to be given. View the Related Links section for a handy guide on the Grumpy Old King game.
Well, there is no"good joke". The grumpy old king would laugh at jokes that make no sense at all, and aren't even funny. Just pick whatever words you want, and hope he finds it funny. :)
Lady Gaga (Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta) is currently (2012) 26 years old. As far as ethnic background, she's Italian. But she wasn't born in italy. She lived in New York for most of her life with her parents, and moved downtown to broadway when she was 19. She currently has no home of her …own, but her parents live in New York still, and when she goes home, they have an extra room for her still :) (MORE)
If Lady GaGa even sets one finger on twilight, her, and her flesh coloured leotard will be sorry...
Here's one: An 88-year old man, who had been in pretty good health most of his life, had visited his doctor several times regarding odd pains in his left leg. The doctor had done several tests and suggested a variety of remedies, but nothing seemed to work and the doctor was stumped. "Mr. Green," …the doctor said, "That leg is 88 years old, and you have to expect it will get tired out after all this time!" "But doctor," replied the patient, "my right leg is 88 years old too, and it feels fine!" (MORE)
Jokes that contain toilet humor, i.e: butt jokes, fart jokes, toilet jokes, slapstick comedy, etc. Nothing too sophisticated.
Short answer: Yes. Lady Gaga has an eating disorder and was not joking when she said that the key to her slim figure was "all about starvation". Long answer: If you look through various photos of her from the kick start of her musical career to the pictures of her today, you can see a consider…able transformation of her physical appearance. The more recent the photos of her are, the thinner her frame is. Her face in particular has made a shocking transformation that many fail to realize is not primarily the result of cosmetics and makeup, but of the loss of her facial tissues and fat. In one such photo of her in a bikini, her stomach, legs, chest and arms all have decreased in size to unhealthy extremes. This evidence leans heavily toward the suggestion that she is strugelling with an eating disorder. In other words: Yes. Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, Lady gaga is starving herself, putting her health and spiritual well being under the pressure to be abnormally thin. (MORE)
The main way to tell if an Aquascutum garment is fake is by lookingat the quality. Fakes are of a poorer quality and their poorworkmanship will be identifiable
go to warlics zone start off at the tent go up and again the turn left the go forward and there it is its hard to see though
Yes, you can get a job at Publix being 14 as a bagger or cashier.
Brenda Knox aka Lady Chablis was 59 years old when she died on September 8, 2016 (born Benjamin Knox , March 11, 1957).
The same number of bones as in a young lady (or a young man for that matter), 206
To make people laugh if he or her is sad or to cheer him or her up.
What does lady gaga get when she's ill? Fever What's lady gaga favourite food? Dirty ice cream What does lady gaga say when she's confused? Eh eh What's lady gaga scared of? Monster What happens to lady gaga when she is happy? Speechless
The lady of the lake is 906 yrs old. It says it in the film
Age has nothing to do with being a lady or a gentleman. You are a lady or a gentleman if you know and use good manners at any age.
Question: What do you do if fierce peophins has eaten too much tin of olives? Answer: you offering them a can of what what what Its totally random whether you win or no but this one seems pretty popular
No, and there's a famous YouTube channel called Yomama where youcan submit those kind of jokes and they could get animated. If you are asking if they have been around for a long time, thenyes, they have. Supposedly they came from slavery days. Slaves werechained together in groups of twelve. It was… very boring on slaveships. Nobody wanted to be there, the ships had a rotten stenchabout them, and nobody knew anybody. The slaves could barelycommunicate with each other since they had differing nativetongues. So they said the few words that multiple languages share,such as words for mother. So they dissed each other's mothers toget a rise as entertainment. That is one cultural element they allshared -- they all had a mother. Then with time, as Black culturebecame more mainstream, and sitcoms and television comediansstarted using such jokes, they became popularized and modernized. (MORE)
Jeanette Nolan portrayed Dirty Sally. Ms. Nolan and Dack Rambo starred in the spin off series titled Dirty Sally , it aired for a short time.
heard it when I was much younger, about five years of age, so guess it is over 6 years old now as am 11 now
Any substance that goes through time in a forward motion turns older at a rate in direct proportion to time.
Many "good" Lady Gaga jokes are too inappropriate to be listed here. However, here are some suitably appropriate ones: How do you get Lady Gaga's attention? Poke her face. Why is Lady Gaga so sad? Because she had a bad romance. How do you entertain Lady Gaga? ...Just dance. Where does Lady Gaga kee…p her outfits? In the fridge. (MORE)
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You have to be old enough to talk, I suppose. I don't see why there would be an age limit beyond that.
\n. A bag lady is usually a woman who is homeless living on the streets and carrying her worldly possessions in a bag.
There are many places one can find ladies golf bags on sale. Some of these would be Amazon, eBay, Dick's Sporting Goods, Budget Golf, and The Golf Club.
Ladies bags can be purchased in any department store such as Target, Walmart, and Macy's. If a more upscale bag is desired, the very popular Coach brand bag can be purchased in one of their regular or outlet stores.
There are many popular brands for ladies laptop bags. They are offered to many people, both rich and poor. Brands such as Dell and Windows are considered the best.
Vera Bradley laptop bags, you have a full range of 12inch to 17inch, bags, prices ranging from ÃÂ£59.00 to ÃÂ£228.99, from your low key casual to your hippy chick styles for woman of all ages.
You can recycle old grocery bags by reusing them. Another way to recycle them is by donating them to stores and charities or reusing them for trash bags.
Designer handbags can be found at most nicer department stores. Places like Belk's, JC Penney's, Macy's, Nordstrom's, and Lord and Taylor all carry them.
There are several places online where one may purchase cheap hand bags. The most popular websites would be sites such as Amazon or eBay. Some other good sites to check out would be "alibaba" and "lovershandbagsale".
One can purchase hand bags for ladies at stores that sell accessories for women. Some stores that sell these items are Macy's, JC Penney, and Nordstrom.
A good option for ladies leather bags at wholesale prices would be a store like Costco. Another option is online at dhgate or wholesalefashion92. Even sites such as Amazon an Ebay have good wholesale prices on bags.
The cast of The Bag Lady - 2010 includes: Eric Greengold as Boyfriend Vishal Narang as Park Dweller
The cast of The Bag Lady - 2011 includes: Marc Freymann as David Nichola McHugh as Christine
The Bag Lady - 2010 was released on: USA: 23 April 2010 (New York City, New York) UK: 10 November 2010 (Kinofilm Festival)
What are the release dates for Homeboys in Outer Space - 1996 Papa's Got a Brad New Old Bag or That's No Lady That's My Grandma 1-3?
Homeboys in Outer Space - 1996 Papa's Got a Brad New Old Bag or That's No Lady That's My Grandma 1-3 was released on: USA: 10 September 1996
Who's Got Jokes - 2006 Ladies Night 4-4 was released on: USA: 31 October 2009