What is the script to Charlie the Unicorn 1?

Answer 1

Purple Unicorn: Hey, Charlie Hey Charlie wake up

Pink Unicorn: Yeah Charlie, You silly sleepy head wake up!

Charlie: Oh god you guys. This better be pretty freakin important. Is the meadow on fire?

Purple Unicorn: No Charlie, We found a map to Candy Mountain. Candy Mountain Charlie!

Pink Unicorn: yeah Charlie were going to Candy Mountain come with us Charlie.

Purple Unicorn: Yeah Charlie! It'll Be an adventure! were going on an adventure Charlie

Charlie: Yeah, Candy Mountain right Im just gunna you know go back to sleep now.

Purple Unicorn: NOOOOOOOOOOO!! Charlie!!! you have to come with us to Candy Mountain

Pink Unicorn: Yeah Charlie, Candy Mountain its a land of sweets and joy! and joyness!

Charlie: Please stop bouncing on me!

Purple Unicorn: Candy Mountain Charlie!!

Pink Unicorn: Yeah Candy Mountain

Charlie: Alright Fine!! Ill go with you to Candy Mountain!

Purple Unicorn: LA LA LAAAA LAAA LAAAL LA ALAAA

Charlie: Enough with the singing already.

Purple Unicorn: Our first stop is over there Charlie!

Charlie: Oh god what is that!?!

Purple Unicorn: Its a Leoplurodon Charlie

Pink Unicorn: A magical Leopleurodon

Purple Unicorn: Its gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain!

Charlie: Alright Guys you do know that there is no actual Candy Mountain right?

Purple Unicorn: SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!!!

Pink Unicorn: SHHHHHUUUUUNNN

Purple Unicorn: SSSSSHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUNNN!!!!!

Charlie: Yeah??

Leopleurodon: (funny noises!)

Purple Unicorn: It has spoken!!

Pink Unicorn: It has told us the way!!!!

Charlie: It didnt say anything!

Purple Unicorn: Its just over this bridge Charlie

Pink Unicorn: This magical bridge of hope and wonder!!

Charlie: Is anyone else getting like covered in splinters? Seriously guys we shouldn't be on this thing

Purple Unicorn: CHARLIEEEE, CHHHAAAARRRLLLIEEE, CHAAARRRLLLIIIEEE, CHHAAARRR

Charlie: Im right here what do u want!?!?

Purple Unicorn: Were on a bridge Charlie!

Pink Unicorn: Were Here!!!

Charlie: Well what do ya know? There actually is a Candy Mountain!

Purple Unicorn: Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain You fill me with sweet sugary goodness

Pink Unicorn: Go inside the Candy Mountain Cave Charlie.

Purple Unicorn: Yeah Charlie! Go inside the cave. Magical wonders are to behold when you enter

Charlie: Yeah Arrrr Thanks but no thanks im gunna just stay out here.

Pink Unicorn: But you have to enter the Candy Mountain Candy Cave Charlie!

Candy Mountain Song:

Oh when youre down and youre looking for some cheering up

Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave

When you get inside you find yourself a cheery land

Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land

Theyve got lollipops and gummidrops and candy things

Oh so many things that will brighten up your day

Its impossible to wear a frown in candy town

Its the mecca of love the candy cave

Theyve got jellybeans and coconut with little hats

Candy rats, chocolate bats, its a wonderland of sweets

Buy the candy train to town and hear the candy band

Candy bells, its a treat, as they march across the land

Cherry ribbon stream across the sky and to the ground

Turn around, it astounds, its a dancing candy treat

In the candy cave imagination runs so free

So now Charlie please will you go into the cave?

Charlie: Alright fine!! Ill go into the freakin Candy Cave! This better be good!

Purple Unicorn: Goodbye Charlie!

Pink Unicorn: Yeah, Goodbye Charlie!

Charlie: Goodbye What?!?!?! HEY WHATS GOIN ON HERE!?!? hello? Who is that? Ow! oh god!

What Happened? argh! They took my freakin kidney!

Hope this helps ;D