Nothing--your pun is probably nonce-sense.
it would be a crown a cash price.
I think the ninja would win. The ninja would 1st break of the unicorns horn and break its legs so it could not hurt the ninja. The ninja would then think of a slow and painful way to kill the unicorn. THE END
The Turkey sandwich would because he would gobble up the chicken sandwich!!
Hale to Parris.
hale to parris
obviously army to army Persians would win by tactics but one to one a barbarian would win
Gogeta would win that one.
The piranha would win.
On one to one basis Turkey would win, unless atomic weapons were used then Israel would win.
Ofcourse brown bear would win against a wolf one on one.
In a one-on-one fight, Spider-Man would most likely win.
It depends on the volume of both. Which would have larger volume that would win.
it depends which one is healthier and which one is stronger
Tracy McGrady would win without a doubt. He is one of the best players in the league when healthy.
Sonic would win the fight, but sora would put in one hell of a fight.
Most likely Britain would win but no one can predict the future.
Nami would win.