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Who goes Moo?

Updated: 9/16/2023
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Cows go moo. The "Moo" comes from a peculiar vibration inside the cows voice box. The vibrations erupt from the scrotum and shiver through the penis causing an explosive squirt of willy juice. The squirt is so explosive that it shivers back from the anus back up the rectum and then follows the large intestine back to the four stomachs. It then passes up through the bronchius and eventually channels through to the throat. Once it has reached it's destination, the cow opens its mouth and says, "Moo!" Occasionaly, a cow will manage to produce words; The longest sentence ever recorded was "Ohh! Shivers in the private areas! Oops! the squirt's on my hoof! Get it off, get it off!" Those are the famous words of the first ever gay cow.

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