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The joke "What goes 'Moo, moo... Ouch'? - A cow eating a toothpick." is quite old and common. To explain, the cow bit into a toothpick that was in its hay.
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Is there a deposit for dpl company fo a fist time costumer?
Yes. It is a joke. They ask for your social security number. Look at experian and then come back with a decision: yes or no. Interestingly enough -- they don't actually see your credit score so if you challenge it, there is no way to prove if you have good credit or not. It's a SCAM. DP&L is a joke.
Is there a trig wksht that shows the joke of why did the professional dog walker go out of business?
yes there is im doing it right now at six in the morning cuz i didnt do it last night. trig is hard. i got to your question because i was looking for that answer myself. yes there is tthat worksheet. i think the answer is "his leash(lease)was up" hope this anwers ur queestion.
Does outsourcing your business process to external comanies always mean outsourcing the actual manufacturing of products or provision of services?
I work for a service company that outsources a lot of work to India. The representatives in India will take phone calls from customers, process claims or other functions, or just about anything. Outsourcing service is probably a lot easier than outsourcing manufacturing. No. What "business process outsourcing" means is outsourcing the "non-core" overhead parts of a company's business, such as payroll, employee benefits, accounting, and customer service (no joke on that last one).
Is the company Expertrating and the certifications offered a scam?
This year, I took a course with them. I can assure everyone reading this question, that this company is a real scam. You think they are established in the USA, but actually you will receive a cheap document from India, poorly printed, with a bad quality and ugly seal (printed as well). Few days after I finished my course with them and received that sick document, I could no longer access my course page!!!! which is much more suspicious. I have done serious research to find out they are not accredited neither their certificates/diplomas are accepted by employees. Their ISO 9001 certification is a joke. ISO is not a measure of quality but a measure of how well an organization has documented operational procedures. Some of the worst companies in the world are ISO certified because they documented their procedures. Expert rating company claims to be bbb acredited, but the bbb and say they haven't heard of them. They claim to be hosted in the US, but just a search will lead you to the truth: It's a scam. Hope it helped!
What goes up when the rain comes down Hide Punchline An umbrella Explain joke?
Heat goes up when rain comes down. This is a kid joke.
What do you get when you eat glue Lip sticks explain joke?
Eating glue can cause your lips to stick together. The punchline is a play on the word lipstick.
Q How did the panda who lose his dinner A He was Bamboozled Explain joke?
To explain this joke, the panda lost his dinner because he was bamboozled, or swindled, out of it. It is a play on the word "bamboo."
What do you call a happy frog Hoppy explain joke?
To explain the joke "what do you call a happy frog, answer hoppy" you have to understand puns. Hoppy is enough like happy that it can be substituted.
What do you call a sick pig A hog bed explain joke?
This cannot be answered. This joke can be answered differently.
What is a dog's favorite food Anything that is on your plate Explain joke?
"What is a dog's favorite food? Anything that is on your plate." is an old, simple joke. To explain, it implies that dogs will eat anything you give them.
Why did the lumberjack cut the tree down Don't ax me explain joke?
The lumberjack cut down the tree to have a Christmas. This is a joke.
What is a pillow joke?
A pillow joke: Last night I dreamt that I was eating a giant marshmallow and when I woke up, my pillow was gone!
Joke answers Why did the puppy start to bark after eating his dinner?
He was hungry
What do you fall a ghostly bear Winnie the booooooo explain joke?
The answer to the joke is the bad feeling that one gets when his hair falls off.
Where do baby bears live Hide Punchline In a cub-in Explain joke?
Where do baby bears live Hide Punchline In a cub-in is not a joke.
How do you describe a window in a kitchen eating area?
The answer to the joke 'How do you describe a window in a kitchen eating area' is a pane in the nook.
