The chicken found the killers terrifying at home so she ran away from home to see a better look of the world....... Then DIED BY CAR ACCIDENT!
case it is ok
Why did the Hippo cross the road? For the same reason as the chicken.
Well in the philosophy of the antidisestablishtarianism from the ghetto part of Matt Barton's heart... It says the answer is 1.It would depend on how heavy the traffic was. There is a better chance for one chicken to cross a rural country road, then 10 chickens to cross the Belt Parkway in Brooklyn during rush hour.
The joke itself is not really funny at all. It's the result of the joke that is funny. People who have not heard the joke will become victimized by their own intelligence. They will sit there and try to deduce why a chicken would cross a road, coming up with outlandish and foolish answers, when the obvious answer is staring them right in the face. Why does anyone or anything cross a road? To get to the other side. Children will usually answer correctly the first time asked. Adults will not. Thats why it is funny.
she wanted to hatch it
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
the rubbishist joke in the world is probably.... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
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By walking
by teaching it to drive
Its a freaken chicken it can do whatever it wants
Why did the Chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. haha soo funny
To go to work (From 11ria123) I just want to live in a world where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
Why did the chicken cross the road? because he's a maverick.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to! Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to! this dude has no sense of humor :P
because the chicken was wearing it.
the vampire crossed the road to get to the underside or to suck the blood from the chicken.