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16y ago
Updated: 8/17/2019

Q:Why don't birds fly airplanes? A:Because they can fly by themselves. Q:Where do frogs go to eat? A:IHOP. Q:How do you know when a snowman has been in your bed? A:You wake up in the bed wet. Q:What did one ball say to the other? A:"Let's Roll!" A man on vacation from Maine, went to South Carolina on a fishing trip. He rented a boat and went out on a lake. The boat turned over. The man grabbed for a life jacket, and started for shore. He seen another man docking his boat,and hollered at him asking "Was there an alligator in the water?" And the man replied "NOPE!" As the guy swam closer to the shore he hollered at the man again saying "Are you sure there's no alligators? I heard you've been having problems with them being in the water." Then the other guy on shore replied:"No we haven't had any problems with alligators since we put sharks in the water."

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