I like the one in Aladdin where the genie makes his first appearance:
”Oy! Ten thousand years in a magic lamp will give you such a crick in the neck! (cracks neck) Now that‘s better. So, kid, what’s it gonna be? Cash, camels, casbahs? You must want something.... Hey what did you say you name was?”
Aladdin: Aladdin
Genie: (mimicking) ‘Aladdin’ He speaks! May I call you Al? So Al, you’re a lot smaller than my last master. Either that or I’m getting bigger! Do these harem pants make me look fat?”
It‘s short and easy to memorize, plus it’s kid appropriate. Hope that helps.
Good monolog sites are the ones you can see on television. The major networks have late night television shows. Each of these talk shows starts off with the hosts doing a monolog.
...a monologue.
solilquy....
Wallerstein and Kelly in 1980
Dostoevsky`s Notes From UnderGround
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Aiden Lovekamp whom plays Wyatt/Hunter in Paranormal Activity 4
A synonym for monolog is soliloquy.
funny veido of kids
finger licking fish "n" chips
Google for 'misfire'.
i got a site for you go to www.4tnz.com it has true funny and embarassing stories.think of things like getting video taped in boxers dancing
He and her.
You could just do mimes. They can be funny and you don't have to hear anything. You could just do mimes. They can be funny and you don't have to hear anything.
waterguns anddd marshmellow shooters. oompa loompa dance :)
yes
Louise Lasser