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Who made the first pickle yo mama?

Yo mama loves pickles


What is the funniest yo mama joke you heard?

Yo mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said "to be continued" Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a Mexican phone company Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper


What are some examples of Yo Mama jokes?

Yo mama is so fatYo mama is so fat, when she orders the buffet, she just pulls up a chair.Yo mama is so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge.Yo mama is so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptizedYo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, they don't give her a menu, they give her an estimate.Yo mama is so fat, she has smaller women orbiting around her.Yo mama is so fat, when she puts on a yellow raincoat, people shout "Taxi!"Yo mama is so fat, she's in competition with the whales.Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on America and caused the Grand Canyon.Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed four hour-long specials.Yo mama is so fat, when she steps in an elevator, it has to go down.Yo mama is so fat, she stepped on the scales and it read "One at a time please"Yo mama is so fat, when God said "Let there be light" he told her to move out of the wayYo mama is so fat, when she bungee jumps, she plunges straight down to hell.Yo mama is so fat she mistook a jar of mayonnaise for a jar of aspirinsYo mama is so fat, when she tries walking through a door, she needs to be greased.Yo mama is so fat, people mistake her for the earthYo mama is so fat, McDonald's went rich in one sitting when she visited.Yo mama is so fat, she sat on the dock and made it sink!Yo mama is so stupidYo mama is so stupid, she asked the number for 911.Yo mama is so stupid, when she said "What's the letter after X" and I said "Y" she said "Because I wanna know."Yo mama is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store, and starved.Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.Yo mama is so stupid, a microscope wouldn't be able to see her brain.Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her head, just to make up her mind.Yo mama is so stupid, she dots her t's and crosses her o's.Yo mama is so stupid, when she hears it's chilly outside, she brings a bowl.Yo mama is so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away the W's.Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the super bowl!Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to drown a fishYo mama is so stupid, she used a ruler to see how long she slept.Yo mama is so hairyYo mama is so hairy, Big Foot takes pictures of her.Yo mama is so hairy, Furbies hide in her armpits.Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the barbers, she got charged 100,000,000,000,000 grand!!!!!!!Yo mama is so hairy, she tried shaving her hair, and didn't know where to start.Yo mama is so hairy, she got stuck on the end of a big pole and used as a mop.Yo mama is so oldYo mama is so old, when god said "Let there be light" she had to move out of the way.Yo mama is so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.Yo mama is so old, she has a picture of Moses in her school yearbook.Yo mama is so old, she does the school run on horse and cart.Yo mama is so old, she looked her age now in both World Wars.Yo mama is so old, her social security number is 1.Yo mama is so old, she did her GCSEs at the Big Bang.Yo mama is so old, her parents took her to see a chariot race.


Who is yo yo mama?

Cece Glams


What is a list of good Yo Mama jokes?

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is when yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mama so stupid she puts lipstick on her head when she's trying to make up her mind. Yo mama so stupid she returned her M&M's because they were all W's. Yo mama so ugly she makes blind children cry. Yo mama so ugly her shadow ran away from her. Yo mama so ugly she's never seen herself because the mirrors keep breaking. Yo mama so fat that when she passed the TV i missed 3 episodes Yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal sad Yo mama so ugly that she made one direction go the other direction Yo mama so fat that when she jumped in a pool they discovered water on Mars Yo mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas Yo mama so fat when she went on the scale, her phone number popped up Yo mama so stupid she starved to death when locked in a grocery store over night Yo mama so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side Yo mama so fat when she goes on an elevator she has to go down. Yo mama so ugly she made hello kitty say goodbye Yo mama so ugly she scared the crap out the toilet Yo mama so ugly she made the illuminati eye close Yo mama so fat when she fell she cause the 1906 earthquake Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery


Who created the first yo mama joke?

Your mama.Thats who created the first yo mama joke.


A list of the best yo mamma joke?

Here's some yo mamma so fat jokes. Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Yo mama so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"


Best yo mama joke in the world?

yo mama so ugly wen she looked in the mirror her reflection started packing yo mama so black if she went to night school, she would be counted absent yo mama so fat people run around her for exercise yo mama so ghetto when she breast feeds kool-aid comes out yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved yo mama so fat when she cut her knee she bled gravy yo mama so ashy everytime you see her u blow her away


How do you tell a yo mama joke?

you say, "Yo mama so ______ that she _____" Example: Yo mama so fat when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everybody.


What are some great yo mama jokes?

Yo mama so stupid she put her M&M's in alphabetical order Yo mama so ugly that goldfish crackers didn't smiled back at her Yo mama so stupid that when she shoved batteries up her butt she thought she had the power! Yo mama so fat she got baptized in the Atlantic ocean Yo mama is so stupid when she stop by a STOP sign she waited for it to say GO! Yo mama so stupid that when she made a typo on the computer she had use white out on the screen


Whats the song with the lyrics ma ma yo quiero?

mama yo quiero (I want my mama)


How many yo mama jokes are there?

As many as you can make up. There is an unlimited amount of yo mama jokes.


What is yo Ma Ma?

YO MAMA, lol


What are some funny your mamma jokes?

Yo mamma so fat when she gets on the scale it says "To Be Continued" YO MAMMA SO POOR JOKES: Yo mama is so poor that she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags and when I asked her what she was doing she said, "Buying luggage." Yo mama is so poor that when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers! Yo mama is so poor that she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. Yo mama is so poor that she can't afford to pay attention! Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said "moving." Yo mama is so poor that she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. Yo mama is so poor that the bank repossesed her cardboard box. Yo mama is so poor that she has to wear her McDonald's uniform to church. Yo mama is so poor that she's got more furniture on her porch than in her house. Yo mama is so poor that I came over for dinner and she read me recipes. Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN. Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box. Yo mama is so poor that she lives in a two story Dorrito bag with a dog named Chip. Yo mama is so poor that I went through her front door and ended up in the back yard. Yo mama is so poor that her front and back doors are on the same hinge. Yo mama is so poor that I saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut. Yo mama is so poor that the closest thing to a car she has is a low-rider shopping cart with a box on it. Yo mama is so poor that she can't even put her two cents in this conversation. Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" she said "Nope, just found one!" Yo mama is so poor that her face is on the front of a foodstamp. Yo mama is so poor that I went to her house and tore down some cob webs, and she said "Who's tearing down the drapes?" Yo mama is so poor that I stepped on her skateboard and she said "Hey, get off the car!" Yo mama is so poor that I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "3rd bucket to your right." Yo mama is so poor that when I walked inside her house and put out a cigarette, she said "who turned off the heater?" Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF. Yo mama is so poor that she watches TV on an Etch-A-Sketch. Yo mama is so poor that she can't even afford to go to the free clinic. Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates. Yo mama is so poor that her idea of a fortune cookie is a tortilla with a food stamp in it. Yo mama is so poor that when yo family watches TV, they go to Sears. Yo mama is so poor that burglars break in and leave money. Yo mama is so poor that she married young just to get the rice! Yo mama is so poor that when I went over to her house for dinner and grabbed a paper plate, she said "Don't use the good china!" Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her rolling some trash cans around in an alley, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Remodeling." Yo mama is so poor that I threw a rock at a trash can and she popped out and said "Who knocked?" Yo mama is so poor that we were on a road trip and she stopped by a dumpster and got out. I said "what are you doing" and she said I'm "booking a hotel!" Yo mama is so poor that I walked into her house and swatted a firefly and Yo Mama said, "Who turned off the lights?" Yo mama is so poor that when I asked what was for dinner, she pulled her shoelaces off and said "Spagetti." Yo mama is so poor that after I pissed in your yard, she thanked me for watering the lawn. Yo mama is so poor that your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. Yo mama is so poor that when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!" Yo mama is so poor that she got in an elevator and thought it was a mobile home. Yo mama's so poor, that her doormat doesn't say "welcome", it says "welfare". Yo mama is so poor that for halloween, her trick was the treat. Yo mama is so poor that when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! YO MAMMA SO FAT: Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does. Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live. Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts. Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!" Yo mama is so fat that she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose. Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down. Yo mama is so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up. Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway. Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops. Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise. Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World. Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through! Yo mama is so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean... Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call. Yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale. Yo mama is so fat that light bends around her. Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing! Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on Wal-Mart, she lowered the prices. Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on an iphone, it turned into an ipad. Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise. Yo mama is so fat that she gets group insurance. Yo mama is so fat that she was zoned for commercial development. Yo mama is so fat that she walked into the Gap and filled it. Yo mama is so fat that she comes at you from all directions. Yo mama is so fat that when she climbed onto a diving board at the beach, the lifeguard told your dad "sorry, you can't park here". Yo mama is so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen. Yo mama is so fat that when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guy's word for it. Yo mama is so fat that when she sings, it's over for everybody. Yo mama is so fat that when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton to display her picture. Yo mama is so fat that when she was growing up she didn't play with dolls, she played with midgets. Yo mama is so fat that she uses two buses for roller-blades. Yo mama's so fat she blew up the Deathstar. Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a buffet, she gets the group rate. Yo mama is so fat that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang. Yo mama is so fat that she doesn't eat with a fork, she eats with a forklift. Yo mama is so fat that the last time the landlord saw her, he doubled the rent. Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers won't look at her. Yo mama is so fat that the highway patrol made her wear a sign saying "Caution! Wide Turn". Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please". Yo mama is so fat that she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "We don't do livestock". Yo mama is so fat that when she tripped on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th. Yo mama is so fat that God couldn't light the Earth until she moved! Yo mama is so fat that even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo mama is so fat that she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets. Yo mama is so fat that she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of June. Yo mama is so fat that she could fall down and wouldn't even know it. Yo mama is so fat that the sign inside one restaurant says, "Maximum occupancy: 300, or Yo momma." Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin. Yo mama is so fat that she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. Yo mama is so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. Yo mama is so fat that she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton's got an echo. Yo mama is so fat that when she turns around people throw her a welcome back party. Yo mama is so fat that her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters. Yo mama is so fat that a picture of her would fall off the wall. Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet. Yo mama is so fat that she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller! Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade. Yo mama is so fat that I ran around her twice and got lost. Yo mama is so fat that the shadow of her butt weighs 100 pounds. Yo mama is so fat that when she's standing on the corner police drive by and yell, "Hey, break it up." Yo mama is so fat that her blood type is Ragu. Yo mama is so fat that when she runs the fifty-yard dash she needs an overnight bag. Yo mama is so fat that she can't even fit into an AOL chat room. Yo mama is so fat that she doesn't have a tailor, she has a contractor. Yo mama is so fat that she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big. Yo mama is so fat that she gets her toenails painted at Lucky's Auto Body. Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck! Yo mama is so fat that she has more Chins than a Chinese phone book! Yo mama is so fat that she influences the tides. Yo mama is so fat that when she plays hopscotch, she goes "New York, L.A., Chicago..." Yo mama is so fat that NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo mama is so fat that they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! Yo mama is so fat that she's on both sides of the family! Yo mama is so fat that at the zoo, the elephants throw HER peanuts. Yo mama is so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her. Yo mama is so fat that she sets off car alarms when she runs. Yo mama is so fat that she cant reach into her back pocket. Yo mama is so fat that she has her own gravity field. Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles. Yo mama is so fat that the only pictures you have of her were taken by satellite cameras. Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a "Malcolm X" T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back! Yo mama is so fat that that she cant tie her own shoes. Yo mama is so fat that when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling Free Willy. Yo mama is so fat that she uses redwoods to pick her teeth Yo mama is so fat that she cut her leg and gravy poured out Yo mama is so fat that she was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade... wearing ropes. Yo mama is so fat that she went on a light diet. As soon as it's light she starts eating. Yo mama is so fat that she's half Italian, half Irish, and half American. Yo mama is so fat that her waist size is the Equator. Yo mama is so fat that she can't even jump to a conclusion. Yo mama is so fat that she uses a mattress for a tampon. Yo mama is so fat that when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock at me?" Yo mama is so fat that we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay for her because we dressed her up as a Toyota. Yo mama is so fat that that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. Yo mama is so fat that she was cut from the cast of E.T., because she caused an eclipse when she rode the bike across the moon. Yo mama is so fat that when you get on top of her your ears pop. Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a car and had to go to the hospital to have it removed. Yo mama is so fat that she eats "Wheat Thicks". Yo mama is so fat that we're in her right now! Yo mama is so fat that she went to the movie theatre and sat next to everyone. Yo mama is so fat that she has been declared a natural habitat for condors. Yo mama is so fat that when she wants to shake someones hand, she has to give directions! Yo mama is so fat that even Dora can't explore her! Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "to be continued". Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama is so fat that her neck looks like a dozen hot dogs! Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell! Yo mama is so fat that she's got her own area code! Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon! Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets. Yo mama is so fat that whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo mama is so fat that she's got Amtrak written on her leg. Yo mama is so fat that her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky! Yo mama is so fat that I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side! Yo mama is so fat that she wakes up in sections! Yo mama is so fat that when she lies on the beach no one else gets any sun! Yo mama is so fat that that her senior pictures had to be taken from a helicopter! Yo mama is so fat that everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! Yo mama is so fat that she fell and created the Grand Canyon! Yo mama is so fat that even her clothes have stretch marks! Yo mama is so fat that she has to use a VCR as a beeper! Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a parked car! Yo mama is so fat that they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping. Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. Yo mama is so fat that that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. Yo mama is so fat that when she went to church and sat on a bible, Jesus came out and said "LET MY PEOPLE GO!" Yo mama is so fat that when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. Yo mama is so fat that she stands in two time zones. Yo mama is so fat that she went to the fair and the kids thought she was a bouncy castle. Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo mama is so fat that when she went to seaworld the whales started singing "We Are Family". Yo mama is so fat that she fell out of both sides of her bed. Yo mama is so fat that the stripes on her pajamas never end. Yo mama is so fat, Al Gore accuses her of global warning everytime she farts! Yo mama is so fat that she's got every caterer in the city on speed dial! Yo mama's so fat that when she goes on a scale, it shows her own phone number. Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet - she's worldwide. Yo mama's so fat that when she goes on a scale, it reads "lose some weight". Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't get dreams, she gets movies! Yo mama's so fat that when she walks, she changes the earth's rotation! Yo mama is so fat that she uses the entire country of Mexico as her tanning bed.


What are some good yo mama jokes?

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke ityo mama's so fat, when aliens came to invade earth, they thought that she was another planet.Yo mama's so fat she eats wheat thicks!Yo mama's so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book LOLyo mama's so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground, and missed.Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and died.Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and it broke.Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and wondered how that piece of junk got in her bathroom.Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!Yo mama's teeth are so yellow. I cant believe its not butter!Yo mama is so cheap I saw her chasing a garbage truck with a grocery list.Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.Yo mama is so dumb, when you left for school on the school bus, she ran after saying "TWINKIE I WANT MY TWINKIE"Yo mama is so fat, she can't even fit in a chat room.Yo mama is so fat, she sat on Wal-mart and lowered the prices!Yo mama is so fat, she uses all of Phoenix, Arizona as her tanning bed.Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said one at a time please.Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.yo mama is so fat she put on a yellow shirt walked out the door and everyone said school busYo mama is so fat that she does not fit in this joke!Yo mama is so fat that when she fell i did not want to start laughing cause the floor was already cracking up.Yo mama is so fat that when she went to the school wearing a yellow trench coat, the kids said," Look it's the school bus!"yo mama is so fat to get her through the door you have to grees it and but cookies on the other side!yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said no more than 1000 pounds aloudyo mama is so greasy she spits butter.yo mama is so greasy that she uses bacon for bandagesyo mama is so hairy even Bigfoot is taking pictures .yo mama is so hairy she only speaks wookie .Yo mama is so hairy that when you were born you almost died of rug burn!Yo mama is so old, she got drunk when she took a sip of wine cooler.Yo mama is so old, when God said 'let there be light' she said, 'Hey who turned the lights on?'Yo mama is so old I told her to act her own age and she died.Yo mama is so poor, when her friends bring wine over, she charges a corkage fee.Yo mama is so poor when i saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her what she was doing she said moving.Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken.Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!Yo mama is so stupid, that when her husband came in and said it's chilly out, she ran outside with a spoon.yo mama is so stupid I said it was chilly outside and she brought out a bowl and spoon.Yo mama is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!Yo mama is so stupid she asked for a price check, at the dollar store.yo mama is so stupid she climbed over a see through wall to see what was on the other side .yo mama is so stupid she got locked out of a motorcycle.Yo mama is so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door; invented a wheelchair with pedals; or she put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool and she drownedyo mama is so stupid she thought cheerios was donut seedsYo mama is so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping off the curb.Yo mama is so stupid she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.yo mama is so stupid when she heard there was a serial killer on the loose she hid her Fruit Loops.Yo mama is so ugly, fat and hairy that whenever she walks down the street people mistake her as King Kong.Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and got kicked out!Yo mama is so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone.Yo mama is so ugly, she went to an ugly contest and they said, 'sorry, no professionals allowed!'yo mama is so ugly that when she walks into a strip joint.... they pay her to keep her clothes on. nah!Yo mama so bald you can see what's on her mindYo mama so big, she uses a mattress as a tampon.yo mama so dumb she sits on the .t.v. and watches the couch.Yo mama so fat, on the scale, like Duracell, it kept going, and going, and going.Yo mama so fat, she jumped and got stuck.Yo Mama so fat, the only way to get through the door is to put butter on it and hold a candy bar on the other side.Yo mama so fat, when god said let there be light, she rolled over.Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it read, "One at a time please!"Yo Mama so fat, when she puts on her yellow raincoat people start yelling "TAXI"Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming at the beach, the whales came out and sang "We Are Family."Yo mama so fat, when the doorbell rang, she ran straight to the microwave!yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu.Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exerciseYo mama so fat she caused the earthquake of Japan!Yo mama so fat she found cheats for WII FIT!Yo mama so fat she got baptized at seaworld.Yo mama so fat she got her own gravitational pull.Yo mama so fat she gotta wear watches on both arms to keep the time zoneYo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebookYo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuckYo mama so fat she jumped in the swimming pool and everyone yelled TSUNAMI!yo mama so fat she scares politicsYo mama so fat she slapped a globe and gave the whole world an earthquakeYo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said one at a time pleaseYo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and saw her phone numberYo mama so fat she went to the fair and people tried to ride herYo mama so fat that Christopher Columbus claimed her as "the new world"Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits beside everyoneYo mama so fat that when she wears a raincoat, she looks like a school bus!Yo mama so fat when she got on a scale it said one at a time please.Yo mama so fat when she joined the army the general said good another tank.Yo mama so fat when she went to sea world she got baptized.Yo mama so fat you have to put a doughnut in front of the door to get her through.Yo mama so hairy, when you popped out, you got carpet burn.Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow downYo mama so old and hairy you can't see her in the snow.yo mama so old that her licence says expiredyo mama so old that she sat behind jesus in the 3rd gradeYo mama so poor, i threw a rock at a rubbish bin and she said "WHO KNOCKED?"Yo mama so poor, she was in KMart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, 'What ya doin'? She said, 'Buying luggage.'Yo mama so poor, u go into her house, stepped on a cigarette and she says "WHO TURNED OFF THE HEATER?"Yo mama so poor, u go into her house and see her waving an iceblock and you ask whatcha doin? and she says "using my air conditioner!"yo mama so poor I saw her walking down the street kicking a can so i asked what are you doing and she said, moving.Yo mama so poor I walked into her house an stepped on a skateboard she said hey stop moving my couch.Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"Yo mama so skinny she can dodge rain.Yo mama so skinny she gave a new name to anorexia.Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "air cannot be weighed."Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "Next please."Yo mama so skinny she was marked absent for standing sideways.Yo mama so skinny she was marked absent sideways.Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!Yo mama so stupid, she saw your red head and called the fire department then told them you were on fire.Yo mama so stupid, she stole free bread.Yo mama so stupid, she told this joke.Yo mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed just to see how long she slept.Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.Yo mama so stupid, she was chained to a water fountain and died of dehydrationYo mama so stupid, when she went to an M&M concert, she shouted out: GO SKITTLES, GO SKITTLES!Yo mama so stupid and fat, when she saw a school bus full of white children, she said, "Stop that Twinkie!"Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a motorcycleYo mama so stupid she looked up in the rain and drown.Yo mama so stupid she put 2 quarters in the parking machine and wasted a hour waiting on a gumball to fall out.yo mama so stupid she put money in a ATM and said where's my gumball?Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!Yo mama so stupid that when she threw a rock on the ground, she missed, bounced off her foot and hit her in the face.yo mama so stupid when she got locked in the furniture store she slept on the flooryo mama so ugly, not even goldfish crackers smile back!Yo mama so ugly, she almost makes you look pretty!Yo mama so ugly, she came out of the pet store and the alarm went offYo mama so ugly, she makes blind kids cry.Yo mama so ugly, she makes trash look cute!Yo mama so ugly, she went to the haunted house on Halloween and came out with a job applicationYo mama so ugly, the mirror refused to reflect her image.Yo mama so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so doesn't have to kiss her goodbyeyo mama so ugly everyone went as her for halloween.Yo mama so ugly she made a giant squid cry.yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.Yo mama so ugly that when she entered the ugly contest and got kicked out because they said "no professionals"yo mama so ugly that when she walks into a bank they turn the camera's offYo mama so ugly when she left her house, everyone thought the zombie outbreak had come.Yo momma's birth certificate was an apology from the condom storeYo momma's so cheap she needed coupons to the dollar store.Yo momma's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost!Yo momma is so dumb i told her 'Christmas is just around the corner' and the she went looking for it.Yo momma is so ugly yo grandparents fed her with a slingshotYo momma so old her birth certificate is expiredYo momma so old she still owes jesus a penny.Yo momma so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and wasted 1 hour waiting 4 a gumball to fall out


What are the funniest yo mama jokes ever?

Yo mama so fat when she lay on the beach , the gray wales start singing "We are family even tho your 10X fatter then me!"yo mama so fat they half to weight her on a truck scale & Shel breaks it.& more by mio plus other jokes & the oldest joke ik customer: Waiter what is this fly doing in my soup? waiter: Looks like the back stroke. customer:take this back to the chief Waiter: why he won't eat it either.Yo mama so skinny she was marked absent for standing sideways.Yo mama so skinny she can dodge rain.Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "Next please."Yo mama so skinny she gave a new name to anorexia.Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "air cannot be weighed."Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and it broke.Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and died.Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and wondered how that piece of crap got in her bathroom.Yo mama so stupid that when she threw a rock on the ground, she missed.Yo mama so stupid, she got locked up in a grocery store and starved.Yo mama so stupid, she stole free bread.Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.Yo mama so stupid, she was chained to a water fountain and died of dehydrationYo mama so stupid, he told this joke.Yo mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed just to see how long she slept.Yo mama is like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows, and gets laid in the closet!Yo mama is so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone.Yo mama is so fat, she can't even fit in a chat room.Yo momma so fat that when she wears a rain coat, she looks like a school bus!Yo mama is a hose pipe, the gardener turns her on.Yo mama is like a rugby field, everybody can try.Yo mama is like a tie, everybody knows how to do her.Yo mama so fat, she jumped and got stuck.Yo mama so stupid and fat, when she saw a school bus full of white children, she said, "Stop that Twinkie!!!!!"Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it read, "One at a time please!"Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken.Yo mama so fat, when the doorbell rang, she ran straight to the microwave!Yo mama so ugly, she makes blind kids cry.Yo mama is so fat, she uses all of Phoenix, Arizona as her tanning bed.Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.Yo mama is so dumb, when you left for school on the school bus, she ran after saying "TWINKIE I WANT MY TWINKIE"Yo mama so big, she uses a mattress as a tampon.Yo mama so hairy, when you popped out, you got carpet burn.Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming at the beach, the whales came out and sang "We Are Family."Yo mama is so fat, she sat on Wal-mart and lowered the prices!Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and got kicked out!Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuckYo mama so ugly she went to the haunted house on Halloween and came out with a job applicationYo mama so fat that Christopher Columbus claimed her as "the new world"Yo mama so fat she jumped in the swimming pool and everyone yelled TSUNAMI!Yo mama so fat she gotta wear watches on both arms to keep the time zoneYo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits beside everyoneYo mama so fat people jog around her for exerciseYo mama so ugly that when she entered the ugly contest and got kicked out because they said "no professionals"----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------YO MAMMA IS SO FAT...Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.Yo mama's so fat that when she rolls off the bed, she rolls off BOTH sides.Yo mamma's so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her....Yo mamma's so fat she had to go to seaworld to get babtized.Yo mamma's so fat she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.yo mamma is so fat she went to the theater and she sat next to everybody.yo mamma is so fat she saw a bus full of white kids and said "stop that twinkie!!!"yo mamma is so fat i had to take two busses and a train to get around her.yo mamma is so fat she sat on a querter and a buger flew out of George washingtons nose.yo mamma is so fat she layed on the beach and people tried to throw her back in the ocean.yo mama's so fat she jumped on a trampoline then flew over wall-mart & hit target.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------YO MAMMA IS SO UGLY...Yo mamma's so ugly that she would have been in E.T., but she's so fat that when she rode the bike across the moon she caused an eclipse.yo mamma is so ugly she threw a boomarang and it never came back.yo mamma is so ugly the boogie man has to sleep with the night light on.yo mamma is so ugly motel 6 wont even leave the lights on for her.yo mamma is so ugly i tried to slap her, then my hand turned green and i started slapping myself.Yo mamma's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.yo mamma is so ugly she was peeling an onion and made it cry.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------YO MAMMA IS SO DUMB....yo mamma's so dumb she tried to drown a fish.yo mamma is so dumb she thought that a football querter back was a refund joke.yo mamma is so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch.yo mamma is so dumb she stuck a sheet of paper to the tv and said im watching paper view.yo mamma is so dumb she dialed 911 on the microwave.yo mamma is so dumb she stuck a batery in her but and said ive got the power.yo mamma is so dumb she saw concentrate on a milk jug and she stared at it and stared at it.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------YO MAMMA IS SO POOR...yo mamma is so poor i saw her kicking a can and she sayed shes moving.yo mamma is so poor she walks through the front door and falls out the back.yo mamma is so poor i stepped on a skate board and she sayed "THATS MY COUCH!!!"yo mamma is so poor she cant afford FREE.Yo Mamma................is so ugly she made a blind kid dieis so stupid she fed her kids cereal with a fork to save milkis so hairy she was on the cover of PureBread Monthly EVERYDAYis so ugly they retired FrankensteinYo Brother is so stpid i told him to get plastic surgery, its the new 2010 and he said yeah i want to get my balls removed and HE DIDyo mamma is sooo ugly when she enterd a ugly contest and they said sorry no pros aloudis soo fat when she sat on the couch the couch starting singing ABCDEFG get ur fat u know what off of meis soo fat and stupid when she saw a yellow bus with white kids in it she yelled TWINKY!!!!!!!!!!!! and ran for itis soo fat when she went in the ocean the whales started sing we are familyyo mamma is so fat that when she fell i did not want to start laughing cause the floor was already cracking up.yo mamma so fat she slapped a globe and gave the whole world an earthquakeyour mamma is so fat that she got stuck in the doorway and had to put butter around her and a twinkie on the other side.yo momma so fat she got her on gravatational pullYo mama so gross she went to go take a bath the bath water jumped out of the tub and said, "I'm good"yo mama so ugle yo daddy takes her to work just so dosent have to kiss her good byei ain't got nothing to say about yo mama heck her face says it allYo mama so skinny she was marked absent sideways.Yo mama so skinny she can dodge rain.Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "Next please."Yo mama so skinny she gave a new name to anorexia.Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "air cannot be weighed."Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and it broke.Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and died.Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and wondered how that piece of crap got in her bathroom.Yo mama so stupid that when she threw a rock on the ground, she missed, bounced off her foot and hit her in the face.Yo mama so stupid, she got locked up in a grocery store and starved.Yo mamas so stupid, she stole free bread.Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.Yo mama so stupid, she was chained to a water fountain and died of dehydrationYo mama so stupid, she told this joke.Yo mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed just to see how long she slept.Yo mama is like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows, and gets laid in the closet!Yo mama is so fat, she can't even fit in a chat room.Yo mama so fat that when she wears a rain coat, she look like a school bus!Yo mama is a hose pipe, the gardener turns her on.Yo mama is like a rugby field, everybody can try.Yo mama is like a tie, everybody knows how to do her.Yo mama so fat, she jumped and got stuck.24. Yo mama so stupid and fat, when she saw a school bus full of white children, she said, "Stop that Twinkie!!!!!"Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it read, "One at a time please!"Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken.Yo mama so fat, when the doorbell rang, she ran straight to the microwave!Yo mama so ugly, she makes blind kids cry.Yo mama is so fat, she uses all of Phoenix, Arizona as her tanning bed.Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.Yo mama is so dumb, when you left for school on the school bus, she ran after saying "TWINKIE I WANT MY TWINKIE"Yo mama so big, she uses a mattress as a tampon.Yo mama so hairy, when you popped out, you got carpet burn.Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming at the beach, the whales came out and sang "We Are Family."Yo mama is so fat, she sat on Wal-mart and lowered the prices!Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and got kicked out!Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!Yo mama is so old, when God said 'let there be light' she said, 'Hey who turned the lights on?'Yo mama is so ugly, she wne tot an ugly contest and they said, 'soory, no profecionals allowed!'Yo mama so stupid, she saw your red head and called the fire department then told them you were on fire. Momma so poor, she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage.\Yo mama so skinny she was marked absent for standing sideways.Yo mama so skinny she can dodge rain.Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "Next please."Yo mama so skinny she gave a new name to anorexia.Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "air cannot be weighed."Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and it broke.Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and died.Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and wondered how that piece of crap got in her bathroom.Yo mama so stupid that when she threw a rock on the ground, she missed.Yo mama so stupid, she got locked up in a grocery store and starved.Yo mama so stupid, she stole free bread.Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.Yo mama so stupid, she was chained to a water fountain and died of dehydrationYo mama so stupid, he told this joke.Yo mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed just to see how long she slept.Yo mama is like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows, and gets laid in the closet!Yo mama is so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone.Yo mama is so fat, she can't even fit in a chat room.Yo momma so fat that when she wears a rain coat, she looks like a school bus!Yo mama is a hose pipe, the gardener turns her on.Yo mama is like a rugby field, everybody can try.Yo mama is like a tie, everybody knows how to do her.Yo mama so fat, she jumped and got stuck.Yo mama so stupid and fat, when she saw a school bus full of white children, she said, "Stop that Twinkie!!!!!"Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it read, "One at a time please!"Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken.Yo mama so fat, when the doorbell rang, she ran straight to the microwave!Yo mama so ugly, she makes blind kids cry.Yo mama is so fat, she uses all of Phoenix, Arizona as her tanning bed.Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.Yo mama is so dumb, when you left for school on the school bus, she ran after saying "TWINKIE I WANT MY TWINKIE"Yo mama so big, she uses a mattress as a tampon.Yo mama so hairy, when you popped out, you got carpet burn.Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming at the beach, the whales came out and sang "We Are Family."Yo mama is so fat, she sat on Wal-mart and lowered the prices!Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and got kicked out!Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuckYo mama so ugly she went to the haunted house on Halloween and came out with a job applicationYo mama so fat that Christopher Columbus claimed her as "the new world"Yo mama so fat she jumped in the swimming pool and everyone yelled TSUNAMI!Yo mama so fat she gotta wear watches on both arms to keep the time zoneYo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits beside everyoneYo mama so fat people jog around her for exerciseYo mama so ugly that when she entered the ugly contest and got kicked out because they said "no professionals"Yo mama is so fat Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing upYo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.Yo mama so fat were in her right nowYo mama so fat people jog around her for exerciseYo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyoneYo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for CondorsYo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new worldYo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free WillyYo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptizedYo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the drivewayYo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-rollerYo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pocketsYo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12thYo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge tooYo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12thYo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge tooYo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time pleaseYo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumpingYo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover herYo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the familyYo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her throughYo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the waterYo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured outYo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teethYo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite picturesYo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet. Yo mama is so stupidYo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutesYo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friendsYo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoonYo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't readYo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mindYo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowlYo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowlYo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. Yo mama is so oldYo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbookYo mama is so dirtyYo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.Yo mama is so hairyYo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.


What are the funnies yo mama ever?

yo mama so fat im not even going to finish this sentience yo mama so ugly when she entered the ugly contest they said no professionals!


What period is uranium located in?

yo mama bitchyo mama


What is the rules of playing yo mama?

Everyone playing says Yo Mamma jokes. The first one to run out of Yo Mama jokes is the loser.


What is a yo mama rakin joke?

yo mama teeth so yellow i can't believe it's not butter


The worlds best yo mama joke?

yo mama is so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store


What is an example of a yo mama joke?

Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped up in midair, she got stuck!


What was the first yo mama' joke?

yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention