Chuck Norris has a summer home in the sun.
It was created by chuck norris.
Every year on his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the Sun.
chuck Norris is very important to the universe. it is said that he holds the universe together without him life would all DIE after the universe would implode when we have an idea a light bulb is above our heads when chuck norris had an idea the sun was created without him we would have no sun!
It's a FACT!
of course it is if chuck norris says so
they were round house kicked into the sun by Chuck Norris
because Chuck Norris said so
I dont know. But on his Birthday , he selects a kid to be roundhouse kicked to the sun. :)
The Sun implodes, wiping out the Milky Way Galaxy.
Many Chuck Norris jokes are widely circulated around the Internet. Thus, it is very difficult to find them online. A possible solution would be to come up with one by oneself, perhaps by visualizing a humanly impossible situation and then alleging the result as doable by Chuck Norris.
In the bleeping morning?or whenever chuck Norris says