Can Chuck Norris jump five miles?

How high can Chuck Norris jump?

It's Chuck Norris, there are no boundaries.

How high can Bruce Lee jump?

Chuck Norris can jump higher

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps into a pool?

the water wants to jump out of the pool but stays so it doesn't get hunted down by chuck norris..

Who can jump off a building and live?

If you have special equitment. It also depends on how high the building is. I do believe Chuck Norris can though.

What are good Chuck Norris jokes?

LIST OF KNOWN CHUCK NORRIS JOKESJokes with bolded numbers are popular ones.1. Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on because the dark is scared of him!2. Chuck Norris was supposed to die 50 years ago but the Grim Reaper was to scared to take him.3. Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.4. Chuck Norris created his own mother5. Chuck Norris had a heart attack and he won.6. Chuck Norris does not make spelling mistakes, if he spells a word differently the dictionary will correct itself.7. Jesus and Chuck Norris had the same birthday, Chuck Norris doesn't care.8. If you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.9. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.10. Chuck Norris got bitten by an extremely poisonous snake, after extreme pain and seizure the snake died.11. Death is afraid of Chuck Norris.12. Chuck Norris made war marry peace.13. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.14. Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, Chuck Norris found it and brought it back.15. Chuck Norris can unscramble and egg.16. Chuck Norris is blind, no one could ever tell because he sees only in the colour of fear and since everything fears Chuck Norris he sees all.17. Chuck Norris gives polygraph machines a lie detector test.18. Chuck Norris can possess the Devil.19. Chuck Norris can look up a number in the phone book that's not listed in the phone book.20. The judges of American idol sing for Chuck Norris.21. Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks cannot get sucked into black holes. Black holes get sucked into Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks.22. Why is health care so expensive? Chuck Norris is sending so many people to the hospital every day.23. When Chuck Norris picks up a Rubix cube, it solves itself out of fear.24. Chuck Norris visits Hell for vacation.25. Chuck Norris can understand women.26. Bushes beat around Chuck Norris.27. Chuck Norris doesn't dance around the question. Questions dance around Chuck Norris.28. Chuck Norris invented pain.29. Chuck Norris's wife gave birth to his own parents.30. Chuck Norris can have it both ways.31. Even the amazing people are saying, "Wow, Chuck Norris is really amazing."32. Chuck Norris tells his mother who she can hang out with.33. Handicap signs aren't for handicap people they're for all the people that meet Chuck Norris.34. When Chuck Norris was born the sun said I quit!35. Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He just accidentally destroys chairs.36. Chuck Norris doesn't need bullet proof vests. Bullet proof vests need Chuck Norris.37. Guns don't shoot at Chuck Norris. Bullets aren't that stupid.38. The invention of the atomic bomb was created when Chuck Norris sneezed into a jar and it blew up only one one thing was left standing, Chuck Norris39. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you with his fist.40. The Boogeyman checks his closet each night for Chuck Norris.Cars were actually invented for a faster way to flee from chuck Norris, but Chuck 41. Norris invented the car wreck.42. Bruce Lee once survived a Round house kick. and then he woke up.43. Black holes cannot escape Chuck Norris.44. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.45. Chuck Norris stared at Medusa - she turned to stone.46. Chuck Norris is so fast that he could run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!47. Chuck Norris dug a drainage ditch near his Arizona cottage - it's now called The Grand Canyon.48.Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero.49.Chuck Norris doesn't wear Superman pajamas - Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.50. Everybody loves Raymond - except Chuck Norris.51. Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat it, too.52. Chuck Norris can call different people by dialing the same number.53. Chuck Norris cuts his toenails with a chain saw.54. Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares it to grow.**55.** Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land. *Laughter*

What do pig like to do for fun?

Pigs like to roll in mud, most like there ears rubbed and they like to eat. eat hamburgers and jump rope with chelsey and her parrot friends, chuck and Norris

Can a cheetah jump 6 miles?

No a cheetah can not jump six miles.

Who can jump in a cadillac! Hey, not put some miles on it?

JUMP 12 MILES

What would happen if Chuck Noris jumped in a lake?

the water would jump out in fear.

When an eclipse happen does it affect rabbits?

Yes. When there is an eclispe the colour of the moon acts like a power up from mario for the rabbits. It makes them insainly fast like canyons. It also gives them the power to jump over the great wall. Which was built around the time chuck norris' locaton was known. I hope this helped.

How high can a baby frog jump?

1.0 centermeters a baby frog can jump!

How A two-inch-long grashopper can jump a horizontal distance of 40 inches.An athlete who five feet nine wants to cover a distances of one miles bt jumping. If this person could jump at the same ratio?

A two-inch-long grasshopper can jump 40 inches, giving it a jump ratio of 20 inches per inch of body length. If a five-foot-nine athlete (69 inches tall) could jump at the same ratio, they would be able to jump approximately 1,380 inches (69 inches x 20). Since one mile is 63,360 inches, this athlete would be able to cover a fraction of that distance, specifically about 0.0218 miles or roughly 115 feet in one jump.