It is a reference to a line in the movie "Date Night".
The joke "Why do cars fart? Because they have gas!" is a play on words. When people are experiencing flatulence, it is referred to as "having gas". Cars run on a different type of gas, of course, but the point of the joke is that the same word is used for both.
joke: they had too many beans:)
If you are blue, then you are sad. Which is why people will ask "why so blue?" when someone appears upset.
To explain this joke, the panda lost his dinner because he was bamboozled, or swindled, out of it. It is a play on the word "bamboo."
To explain the joke "what do you call a happy frog, answer hoppy" you have to understand puns. Hoppy is enough like happy that it can be substituted.
This cannot be answered. This joke can be answered differently.
You can search it on Google (If you ask a fan they'll say Chuck Norris, XD)
It either means they think you have no sense of humor or they think you are an idiot.
Its sulpha dioxide in a glass tube. Its called a stink bomb and found in most joke shops
Yes. If he lies about small things he will lie about imporatant things. The easiest way out, when someone catches him lying, is to say it was a joke. You need to explain to him - that you expect him not to "joke" with you and to always tell you the truth.
"What is a dog's favorite food? Anything that is on your plate." is an old, simple joke. To explain, it implies that dogs will eat anything you give them.
U must b like 12. Grow up. Oh and to answer your other question- yes u are too old to pee ur pants when someone tells a fart joke