No, the idea of alcohol-soaked tampons is a myth.
Although the vaginal mucus membranes absorb quickly it's still not that much faster than the mucus membranes in your mouth or what you would absorb via normal ingestion. An ultra absorbency tampon can only hold around 18ml, which is less than a single shot - even if you're using a spirit with a high proof it's still not enough to get you drunk, unless you're a light-weight!
Consider then what happens when a tampon absorbs liquid - it gets soft and expands up to ten times its size - although you'd still be able to insert the tampon by shoving it up verses the normal insertion method (after all sponge tampons are soft and wet) a lot of the alcohol would be wasted as it'd be squeezed out during insertion. So you'd have less than a shots worth of alcohol shoved into your vagina, and a lot of alcohol all over the floor under you, but it's unlikely you'd be drunk.
You're also potentially looking at vaginal irritation, infection, and TSS risk.
No, but you could certainly do severe -- possibly permanent -- harm to the delicate membranes inside the vagina.
You get Drunk and drive drunk and risk your life
If you are drunk or impared while using a chainsaw then yes
You cannot do this, it would be embarrassing for you, so wear a tampon, or stay out of the pool.
Well Technically it does not evaporate alcohol just enhances flavor and coloring so it does not have the effects of alcohol so you wont get drunk if that is what you are asking.
No.
Alcohol dulls senses and so it can help mask someone's pain. Using alcohol to mask pain is not advised as it can cause complications with other medications and addiction.
If your tampon is getting soaked with urine you may not be inserting it correctly. The first part of the applicator should be fully inserted into the vagina except for the part you're holding, and the second part should be fully pushed into the first. Most boxes of tampons come with detailed instructions on how to use them, so look at the guides and pictures to confirm you're using them properly. If you're talking about the tampon string - just pull it away from your urine stream before you pee.
it is completely fine (:
You can get toxic shock syndrome.
A tampon cannot really get stuck at all. A tampon can go no further than your vaginal canal, it can't be pushed any higher than that. As long as you are using a tampon and relaxed upon removal the tampon will come out.
Pharmaceutical grade ethyl alcohol is sometimes given IV. Other than the obvious problems of getting drunk (perhaps dangerously so) the alcohol is not a problem. Using alcohol that is not intended for IV use may cause problems from the other contaminants in it.
It takes you longer to get drunk as these drugs have opposite affect. Also you can feel that you are not drunk even though you are acting drunk to those around you. This is due to the brain receiving mixed signals. Worst case scenario is alcohol poisoning or hearth attack.