I tried that, and it doesn't work.
NO!
There are various websites on the internet, such as CoolROM, where a person can download an Xbox 360 emulator. This emulator will allow the laptop to play downloaded Xbox 360 games.
Yes you can(Xbox live and internet).
Updates will need an internet connection. You can just hook up your Xbox 360 to the internet, sign up for a silver membership and you will get updates.
use your mums dildo
no you cant unless you mod it with a computer or laptop and then you are at risk of your ip address and xbox 360 being baned
Buy a Xbox 360 controller for PC, you can buy these now in store.
xbox 360 by a long shoot
you cant connect it to the internet like you can a PC. For xbox live either buy a wireless adapter for the 360 or ethernet cord to your router or internet device. But no you cannot surf the internet on 360 sorry.
Yes it can. You can follow the directions here:
It is not recommended but you can share your internet through your computer and the xbox can use it as a gateway to the modem.
Ether use a ethernet cable from your router to the Xbox. Or hook it up wirelessly.