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Where did Nikki Giovanni travel that infulenced her poetry?
to yo mamas house
A list of the best yo mamma joke?
Here's some yo mamma so fat jokes. Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Yo mama so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Examples of yo mama so fat jokes?
Yo moma so fat that she counts as a multikill on COD. Your mama so fat when she go swimming at the beach people discover a new island!
What is a great yo mamma joke?
The equation is:"Yo Mama is so..." + [fat or dumb or ugly] + [That or when] + "she..." + [insert sad attempt at humour]For example:"Yo mama is so dumb when she fell out the window she went up."
What are the top ten yo mama jokes?
YO mama is so fat she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck
What were the yo mama jokes in white chicks?
i dont know but i do know a yo mama joke:your mamas so fat that when she got hit by a bus she turned around and said : who threw the rock at me!!!
What is the oldest you momma joke?
yo mamas so fat she's obese
How do you say a funny coment?
Yo Mama Jokesyo mamas so stupid she sat on the television an watched the couchyo mamas so stupid that she sold the car for petrol moneyyo mamas so stupid she stole free breadyo mamas so fat people jog around her for exerciseyo mamas so fat when shes on the beach people shout, FREE WILLY!!yo mamas so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"yo mamas so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!yo mamas so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"yo mamas so poor she ate cereal with a fork to save milkyo mamas so old I told her to act her own age, and she diedyo mamas so old she was a waitress at the Last Supperyo mamas so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
How do you get Parasaurolophus on fossil fighters?
yo mamas so fat that when she wore a yellow poncho kids said "look theres the school bus" yo mamas so short that in order for her to pick up a penny on the floor she needs a ladder. yo mamas so old that when she farted nothing came out but dust your moms so old that when she went to an antique store they kept her
What force keeps a satilite in orbit?
yo mamas so fat she creates her own gravity, thus holding satellites in orbit
How wide is James?
yo mamas dick
What is the plateau of Bolivia?
yo mamas face
Where was the snickers founded?
yo mamas belly
Where or what is jaundry?
Down yo mamas pants!
Where is the starfish to put in the altar?
Yo mamas asss
Where would you find lire?
in yo mamas house!
What region did zuni live in?
Yo mamas fools
