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Who made up all of the Chuck Norris jokes?
Chuck Norris created Chuck Norris.
What does Chuck Norris do when he does push ups?
he pushes the earth down
How many push ups can Spider-Man do?
One less than Chuck Norris
Can Chuck Norris really push the world down?
How dare you doubt Chuck Norris! Of course he can, but he can also do much more awesome things.
What was Chuck Norris's occupation?
Chuck Norris was and is......Chuck Norris
Tell us something funny?
Chuck Norris once ate an entire cake before his buddy could tell him there was a stripper in it. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. Wizards can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. Chuck Norris sparlkes in the dark. Beat that, Twilight. The Boogey Man is afraid of Chuck Norris. Kids wear Super Man pajamas, Super Man wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer; too bad he has never cried. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more than you. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. The original name of the movie was Alien vs Predator vs Chuck Norris, but the producers realized that nobody would ever watch a movie that only lasted fourteen seconds. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just never had the guts to tell him. Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because the only element he understands is the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. Chuck Norris can hear Braille.
What are the 8 particles that represent a solid?
1. Chuck norris 2. Chuck norris 3. Chuck norris 4. Chuck norris 5. Chuck norris 6. Chuck norris 7. Chuck norris 8. Something to do with science
What is Chuck Norris's weakness?
Chuck Norris has no weaknesses. Weaknesses have Chuck Norris.
Does Chuck Norris wear Chuck Taylors?
no. the wig wears chuck Norris
Who would win Chuck Norris or Jackie Chan?
Chuck Norris!
How do you cook Chuck Norris?
you don't cook chuck Norris, chuck Norris cooks you
Who would win Chuck Norris or Godzilla?
Chuck Norris
