What do frogs eat when they go to a French restaurant...
French flies!
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What do you call a famous American president in the countryside? Barack Ofarmer
No. I do not know pond jokes but you can find a lot of them at Jokes and Riddles for Kids at EnchantedLearning.com.
Eggs don't have jokes; they have yolks.
You can find a number of jokes on frogs at joek.com.
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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Q: How did John Adam know how many apples he had? A: He had to Adam up get it. instead of add them up it is adam up
Jokes that go as 'why did the man put' include Polack's Polish jokes.
You can find brilliant jokes on mops at mmo-champion.com.
Yes. I do know jokes from a book such as What is a flea's favourite book? A. The Itch-Hikers Guide To The Galaxy.
Q: What do penguins eat for lunch? A: Ice-burgers! is an example of penguin jokes.