No he is perfectly well.
no his really dead!
C.O.N, the ruling Omnipotent, killed Chuck Norris, because Omnipotence can easily beat Norrispotence.
Death came for Chuck Norris once, and he roundhouse kicked him in the face, killing death himself, and therefore Chuck Norris is now Death and will kill you with a roundhouse kick to the face. But otherwise, Chuck Norris CAN be killed, but only by an Omnipotent or possibly a Mulatto with the initials W V. chuck Norris will die when he gets tired of being badass, but when he gets bored, he comes back. This is what causes the seasons. The leaves hide when chuck is here.
those who find out are killed by chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once killed 182 people with only six bullets.
Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is in the game "Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain" It costs £0.59 and is for iPhone/iPod
No there is only one chuck Norris, even the representations of him has been destroyed by chuck himself.
Chuck Norris and Jew juice
Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris in The Way of the Dragon.
NEVAAA. BATMAN RULE OVA CHUCK NORRIS. YOU STUPID AMERICAN HOBKNOCKER! NEVAAA. BATMAN RULE OVA CHUCK NORRIS. YOU STUPID AMERICAN HOBKNOCKER! chuck Norris can't be killed yet batman can,so shut the fork up, or fear chuck Norris's round house kick.
Yes, Chuck Norris lived in China for one year.
Chuck Norris facts never STARTED, they have just always been....