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Chuck Norris is in the game "Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain" It costs £0.59 and is for iPhone/iPod
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Does Chuck Norris have a shadow?
No there is only one chuck Norris, even the representations of him has been destroyed by chuck himself.
Has Chuck Norris ever been to China?
Yes, Chuck Norris lived in China for one year.
Who start the Chuck Norris facts?
Chuck Norris facts never STARTED, they have just always been....
Did Chuck Norris ever been in a video game?
Chuck Norris is in every game as an Easter egg in the last level because he is always the true and final test which most have never witnessed without losing their last life.
When was Chuck Norris president?
Chuck Norris is still president. He has always been President. FUS RO DA
When Chuck Norris going to die?
Never. If Chuck Norris is dead, the rest of the world has been dead for years.
What is inec chairman and who is inec?
Inec chairman is where chuck norris lives and inec is chuck norris. Which also means chuck norris lives at inec chairman and chuck norris is inec.Did you know?Chuck Norris has been dead for 10 years, it's just that the grim reaper too afraid to tell him.
Who is stronger Chuck Norris or Jackie Chan?
Jackie Chan. Chuck Norris round house kicks may be famous but my Karate teacher has been in classes with both. Jackie and Norris were once sparring with each other and Jackie Chan kept winning.
What are some great Chuck Norris jokes?
Here's a good one: Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life. And another: Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toe. He just accidentally destroys chairs.
Tell us something funny?
Chuck Norris once ate an entire cake before his buddy could tell him there was a stripper in it. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. Wizards can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. Chuck Norris sparlkes in the dark. Beat that, Twilight. The Boogey Man is afraid of Chuck Norris. Kids wear Super Man pajamas, Super Man wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer; too bad he has never cried. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more than you. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. The original name of the movie was Alien vs Predator vs Chuck Norris, but the producers realized that nobody would ever watch a movie that only lasted fourteen seconds. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just never had the guts to tell him. Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because the only element he understands is the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. Chuck Norris can hear Braille.
Where to find Chuck Norris?
Wiki won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.Suggestions:Run, before he finds youTry a different person
Who would win in a fight between steven segal and Chuck Norris?
CHUCK NORRIS WILL ROUND HOUSE KICK HIM IN THE FACE!!In my opinion, Chuck Norris will win, because if Chuck Norris is tough enough to drown a fish, he can obviously beat Steven Segal.ANSWER:Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is magic. DELTA FORCE magic.Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is better than everybody.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. The reason nobody has been saved by Chuck Norris tears is Chuck Norris doesn't cry.Do you know why Superman wears what he wears when he's saving the world? Because he and Chuck Norris got into a fight and the loser had to go to work for the rest of his life in his pajamas.Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so fast and so hard his foot broke the speed of light and went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart.Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kicked deaths has risen by 13,000 percent.The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.Chuck Norris once shot an enemy fighter plane down by pointing his finger at it and yelling; "Bang!".If Superman and the Flash were to race to the edge of the universe, do you know who would win? Chuck Norris!Chuck Norris once ate a baby. Therefore he would win.Chuck Norris Sleeps with a pillow under his gunChuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris slammed a revolving door.Steven Segal doesn't stand a chance.
