Yes, Chuck Norris lived in China for one year.
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If Chuck Norris ever hears about someone using "Can" with "Chuck Norris" in a sentence, He will surely be angry
One day, eventually. Everyone will. Except for Chuck Norris...
chuck Norris turned 69 on March 10, 2009. The answer is no. Chuck Norris IS TV.
No. Don't even think that way, soon you will be asking if Chuck Norris has ever lost a fight (the answer to that is a no).
The last guy that asked Chuck Norris that question is now known to have asked the stupidest question in the history of the known world. Ever. He got a nice roundhouse kick to the head.
No. That joke is old and wasn't ever funny Chuck Norris probably is god
Chuck Norris can never have no cookies. It is physically impossible. (Always spell Chuck Norris with a capital C and N) If Chuck Norris were ever to have no cookies, he would still have more than you (or anyone, for that matter.)
Chuck Norris will beat Zombie Chuck Norris because zombies tend to be slower... yeahh... :D But Zombie Chuck Norris would take a greater punishment because he (it?) wouldn't feel pain. Unfourtuealy the world will end when Chuck Norris dies(if ever) so this fight is impossible.
The only time Chuck Norris gets best is when he beats his own dick.
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