I actually had a friend once whose last name was Norris... So i'd appreciate it if you didn't ask that question
Chuck Norris was the first to beat anything, he beat everything. Chuck Norris introduced winning. Winning is a gift from Chuck Norris.
CHUCK NORRIS (DUUUHHHHH). Chuck Norris's pet hamster could beat Austin Powers.
chuck Norris even Jackie Chan cant beat him
it really depends on how strong smart and enraged the monkey is and how tired and not in the the mood of a fight chuck Norris is
because no-one can beat chuck Norris, not even chuck Norris
chuck Norris because chuck Norris never dies
Chuck Norris would easily beat Mr. T with a roundhouse kick while he was saying I pity the...
Maybe this will help you. If Chuck Norris got in a fight with Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris would win. just kidding but Chuck Norris would win.
CHUCK NORRIS!
chuck Norris
Because he would beat us all in a fight.
Chuck Norris will beat Zombie Chuck Norris because zombies tend to be slower... yeahh... :D But Zombie Chuck Norris would take a greater punishment because he (it?) wouldn't feel pain. Unfourtuealy the world will end when Chuck Norris dies(if ever) so this fight is impossible.