How can you get a illness?

Answer 1

go have a cold shower and then sleep with no duvet

hang on... you WANT to be ill?? Well, that's your choice, so here you go!

If your gonna get yourself ill, you need an illness that wont make you seriously or fatally ill.

Try sickness, or cold.

To make yourself sick, stick two fingers down your throat and tickle to dangly bit. Keep going until you retch hard enough to throw up. To make this work better, drink 8 cups of water first. Make sure your head is over a toilet, and that the door is locked, cos it'll be mostly water i guess, so people will be able to tell what you did. Locking yourself in means that you can flush the toilet, and then lie about there being proper sick.

To get a cold, try the suggested cold shower and no duvet, or try putting ice in and around your nose, or try sitting in a cold bath.

These two shoudnt hurt you badly as long as you do them very infrequently, such as every few months, then you should be ok i think.

Why not just fake it? it works just as well, if not better, and you get to spend the time enjoying yourself! :)