Go to a local tattoo shop and check out their portfolios. Make sure they are clean and they do good work. Ask your (hopefully) artistic tattoo person to draw you something custom and describe it in as much detail as possible. They may require a deposit for the drawing to ensure your return and if they do be sure to ask if it will go toward the cost of the tattoo. Get tattooed and enjoy showing off.
A basket of bread and flowers. She was sneaking bread to the poor without her husbands knowing. One day while trying to sneak a basket of bread out, her husband caught her and asked her what she was hiding in her robe (did I mention that she was a queen?). She replied that she was carrying flowers and when she moved her robe to show him, flowers were in her hands.