How do you become a superhero?

Answer 1

Step 1: Get in Shape. You need to be in TOP physical condition. Running a mile in 6 minuets or less is a good start. Being able to do 100 pull ups non-stop is also a good starting point.

Step 2: Master, NOT JUST LEARN but MASTER Krav Maga and Parkour. Crosstrain with any Martial Arts that you feel comfortable with. A master will recognize your intentions and offer to teach you.

Step 3: Get the gear. Bullet proof vest, less-than-lethal weapons that are light weight and easy to conceal. There is bullet proof clothing that is lightweight and a good idea to get. Also Police scanner is handy. Impact resistant shoes is a must!

Step 4: Costume. No, not tights and colorful leggings. I mean the Bulletproof clothing that looks normal. You don't want to stand out, you need to be able to move and run freely and blend in when you have to hide. You should be able to run into a coffee shop, and order a latte without drawing attention to yourself. Mask is not necessary but nice to have something to hide your face in a pinch, hat would be better - ala "The Spirit".

Step 5: Know your city inside and out. volunteer to ride along with garbage men of your city. They can show you all the nooks and crannies of a town within a few days. Knowing where you can hide for a few minutes or stash your costume and come get it later is a must. Know where the AA meetings are, where druggies hang out, where bums eat and sleep just to name a few.

Step 6: Business cards/calling cards. Better have a great name that's easy to remember, and looks good when someone reads it off the card. Read the dictionary front to back to find a good name. Play with it and make sure it fits what you are trying to accomplish.

That's pretty much it. Getting all this should take around 10 years or so, so get started now! Once you 'get a few badguys' then you can worry about working with the cops or staying solo. Remember the legal and moral ramifications of your actions and above all else, come home safe! People have guns so think twice.

Answer 2

Drink Bleach. But dilute it with water.
Join the police force, Military or firefighter's. Really the easiest way.