How do you break a dogs hymen?
With a dog dildo.
No, football can't 'break' the hymen. The hymen cannot break but it can tear, however tearing will only occur as a result of some sort of penetration (exceptions being if the hymen is surgically cut, or it can be torn as a result of childbirth). Even when it comes to penetration the hymen can stretch to accommodate penetration so may not tear.