How do you get a slipper on a goldfish?
Usually, people don't put slippers on goldfish. But, if you really wanted to, you'd need a teeny-tiny slipper. If you're talking a human-sized slipper, well then, good luck. But if you actually find a puny little slipper at Petco, you might need four. First, take your goldfish out of its bowl. Second, put one slipper on each front fin. Then, put two on its back flipper, and voila! You've got yourself a slippered goldfish!