How do you know a vampire when you see one?

Answer 1

they do not come out into the sunlight, they have pale skin, different eye colours and they always come out at night

Very nice but i have come up with more ideas which i have added to relevant questions.

You can tell that someone is a vampire if:

1. They have black eyes which would fill there whole eyeball.

2. They would be extremely pale as if they had no blood in them.

3. They would of course have fangs where their upper canine teeth should be.

4. They would fear the sunlight and wear mostly dark clothing that hides their skin even in the most absurd conditions (warning: they can build up a kind of immunity to sunlight!).

5. They would mostly be out and about in the night and rarely during the day.

6. They would most likely where sunglasses and/or a hat at almost all times even when unnecessary.

7. Their strength and speed would be most unnatural and definitely much more than that of a normal man or woman.

8. Their senses (e.g. sight, hearing, smell, etc.) would be very strong: they could hear things from far away, can see things most people can't, and can smell things you could not.

9. Their skin (if you ever felt it) would be ice cold.

10. They would not have anything to do with religion, especially the Christian religion.

11. If they touch silver they would begin to burst into flames.

12. They would not appear in reflections or pictures (not quite sure though).

I'm afraid that garlic might not do the trick but you might want to check to be sure.

Answer 2

they have a little diabetic beeper thing

:P

Answer 3

If he is a real boyfriend, he is not a vampire. Vampires are fictional characters created by fear-stricken people. Plus, he'd already have sucked your blood.

Answer 4

there are no vampires

Answer 5

you dont