Pour brake fluid on the car! Or you could run it into a tree. that usually wipes out a good paint job. then there's the ever useful sandpaper, hammer, key and chisel.
This sounds devious, I won't answer this one.
A few drops of oil will ruin a can of paint
It is not possible for pizza dough itself to ruin car paint. The acidity that is found in pizza sauce can ruin the paint, however.
yes
Yes
No, it could ruin the paint job.
paint sprayer
acid/sulfur content
They do a bit but of course are much better then normal cars
One can find cool paint jobs for cars by going to the Cars Direct website. The website describes different levels of paint jobs and what can be done with those paint jobs.
NO
I would just get cello tapes because it could ruin the paint on a cello.