How do you say how do you do in Poland?

Jak robi wy robi - Literally translated.

Translation above makes ABSOLUTELY no sense at all!

We don't have a direct translation of 'How do you do' in Polish. Instead we say 'Miło mi' which simply means 'Nice to meet you'. The chief difference here is that the reply to how do you do is also how do you do. In Polish, we say 'Miło mi', to which the reply is 'Mnie również' (Nice to meet you; Likewise).