cut the wires and connect them together.
Dead battery, disconnected starter cable, or the engine is missing.
loose or missing torque converter bolt to the flywheel
I'm fortunate my old Detroit Automatic is only missing a graphite balance insert. I can make that. I would be interested, though.
Run the automatic Updates utility from the control panel.
disconnected plug, bad plug, shorted plug, corrosion inside plug, missing plug
Is this automatic or manual
Usually it's a vacuum leak. Check for a missing or disconnected vacuum hose. If that's not it, check for a problem with the EGR valve.
missing groung wire.
Brake pad wear sensor. Could be low brake pads or a sensor that is missing or disconnected.
Java. Usually the browser will tell you that Java is missing, and will offer you the option to download it - the process is almost automatic.
Depends if you have an automatic or a manual transmission. For manual: it could be a misadjusted or broken clutch cable, preventing the clutch from disengaging. For automatic: under the car, look for a missing or broken vacuum hose. It's supposed to connect to the transmission about 2/3 the way back on the right side. This hose may have fallen off, have a hole in it, or be disconnected from the vacuum source in the engine. Another cause on automatics is sticking valves in the transmission itself. These can be cleaned and resharpened without removing the transmission.
The engine needs good battery power, fuel and spark to start and run. You are probably missing one of those.