How do you play a trick on your girlfriend?

Answer 1

Marry her... *** Tell her that you gave her herpes. Once she starts crying, go, "Psych! " That is a very cruel trick. *** dress in thug clothing and wear a mask. Then hide in a corner and grab her butt as she passes by, while yelling "GOTCHA!" loudly. Have her watch Texas Chainsaw Massacure and that night pop up in her room with a hockey mask and a runnig chainsaw and then rev the chainsaw very loudly while blasting Puddle of Mudd's Psyco.----In the middle of the night put her hand into a bowl of water she will wet herslf----.put spider in her hair

Answer 2

if she has something locked and u can get hold of the keys or what ever u could take every thing out and hide it

at night sneak into her bedroom put a toy animal Spiders,lizards,ants,bat or mice

Answer 3

first of all, dude u virgin?? u suck!!! hehehe, foreplays better!!! it'll also will lead you to the heavens^^

well okay then.. if it is me, I'll ask her to play with me anygame, my first strip game was tictacto(don't know why, maybe were both eager to see some skins and do some sins, hehe).. after a game or 2, ask her to put more excitement on the game by striping a piece of clothing from the loser.. well is she agrees that's that... but what is she doesnt, that's gotta be a real problem man... DO NOT, i mean, NEVER EVER, force her to play the rules!!! but if shes just a "hard-to-get" kind of girl, (well even if she isn't) strip all your clothes, leaving only your pants and underwear... say itll be a handicap... hehehe... when she agrees, and you started your fng game, not lose even once... and youll experience the heavenly fruits of nature... what if she really don't want to have a strip game with you??? well man, idk, ive only done it once... gudluck dumbshit^^

Answer 4

Ohh soo many

but it depends on the type of girl friend

maybe when u find her sleeping or when she doesnt realize fou can tie up her hair or something or untie it

or you can step on the scale XD

or you can do something that rlly cute that ends in telling her that you lover her

Answer 5

get another girl from a different town!

Answer 6

I tease my girlfriend and she laughs you got to be nice and tell her she looks good and say nice things and only tease on the little things don't make a big deal tho