It's easy to tell if your are an Elf, one of the first things you learnt at school would have been the elf-abet and you love short stories especially Stuart Little.
On Thursdays you like to play a round of miniature Golf, and when you had that little fungal infection between your toes the NES (National Elf Service) treated you for mistletoe.
You have a high elf esteem and you drive a mini van, take short breaks for relaxation and your favourite treat with a cup of tea is short bread.
Finally, you make good listener because you are all ears and of course your legs would just be long enough to reach the ground.
If your penis has a foreskin youre uncircumsized. If you can see you penis head than youre circumsized. Another way to tell is if you try pulling back on youre penis skin.
it can tell you where youre trying to point out to where you are going.
Tell them they are a Pom.
youre screwed.
Tell him he is tired
Yes grusile beards elf is gay ! Sorry to tell ya! But grusile beards elf is gay very gay indeed!
The Elf on the Shelf is a fictional holiday tradition where parents can place a toy elf in different spots around the house as a way to encourage good behavior in children. The elf is not real, but rather a fun and imaginative way for families to celebrate the holiday season together.
If a boy does not want to tell anyone your dating then he is obviously embarred.
well, Santa is not real but i believe elf dolls are. there is no way to get a real live elf like one that will move right in front of you and talk to you. but if you want a elf you can go to elf magic.com, pop-in-kin.com,or elfontheshelf.com. there is a place called creative kids toy shop where they sell an elf called elf magic. you can go to elf magic.com and then go to north pole supply post and it will tell you stores that have elf magics in your area. good luck!
tell his journey to get to new york
Tell Jacob youre willing, and then wink. VOILA !
i wont ask but i will tell you youre USELESS