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Step 1
You capture from the wild with ur net.
Step 2
Drug midget so he becomes incapacitated.
Step 3
Put midgets head on kicking tee.
Step 4
Run and buy steel capped boots from lowes (by this stage the midget should be regaining feeling in his head.
Step 5
Put boots on your feet.
Step 6
Polish boots
Step 7
Take appropriate run-up (I find that a 15 step run-up is most efficient.)
Step 8
Run towards Midgets Head
Step 9
Kick Midget (Aim for the temple, many people think that the forehead is the best spot to kick the midget, this is incorrect midgets have a weaker temple to most humans similar to the temple of a goblin or ork)
Step 10
Watch midget fly through air and hit a wall
Step 11
Begin process again
This is mu favourite way to kick a midget. i hiope it helps you.
P.S. Don't forget to set up a video camera and post it on YouTube.com under the title: "And I Used to Ask How to Kick a Midget."
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Who is the richest midget?
It is said that Danny DeVito is the richest midget in the world. He is around 4 feet 9.5 inches tall.
Is Earth a rocky midget?
yes
What is the opposite of scientist?
There is not an opposite, as such. An intellectual midget, perhaps?
Which planet could be known as the Rocky Midget?
Mercury is sometimes referred to as the "rocky midget" because it is the smallest and innermost planet in our solar system, and it has a rocky, cratered surface.
What is the smallest midget man ever?
Clayton willms
What was president Garfields hobbies?
cross dressing and the midget toss.....Im sure that's it
Short people are called what?
You would call a short man a "Midget" or a "Dwarf".
If you lose a fight with a midget will it turn you into a midget?
Nothing "turns" you into a midget. It is a matter of genetics- inherited traits.
Is Emily osment a midget?
No, Emily Osment is not a midget.
When was MG Midget created?
MG Midget was created in 1961.
How do you use midget in a sentence?
Alice saw a midget in the cottage
Is midget a real word?
Yes,"midget" is a real word.
Is Miley Cyrus a midget?
yes she is a midget! she is very small
When was Midget Wolgast born?
Midget Wolgast was born in 1910.
When did Midget Wolgast die?
Midget Wolgast died in 1955.
Is midget an adjective?
Yes, it can be (midget submarine). Midget can be a noun for a small person, or an adjective meaning of a small or reduced size.
What shall i do if im a midget?
if u are a midget you should make a machine and use it to stretch your self so u are not a midget ok
