How many calories are in four locos?

there are on average 700 calories in 1 can, so 4 4locos would be 2800 calories, which is more than the 2000ish that an average person should consume daily. Plus one can has as much alcohol in it as a six pack and as much caffeine in it as 5 cups of coffee. Plus it tastes like sheeet. In my opinion, you might as well snort a line, its probably better for you.