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Doctor doctor I feel Like a bed? Because you are on a bed.
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How should my joke end Doctor doctor I feel like a pond?
The patient said, 'Doctor, I feel like a pond.' The doctor replies, 'It's better to be the pond than the pond scum.'
How should my joke end why did the top gp to the doctor?
Your joke should end as follows: Why did the top go to the doctor? Because he is the doctor.
What is a good joke for my pun a brr-apple?
A good joke for your pun a brr-apple is: Doctor, Why do apples look like a bed? Brr-apple
Do water guns just shoot water?
No They also shoot pee, a great practical joke, just dont get it on your clothes...
Why do i always feel like i need to take a crap?
either you are having way to much fiber or its a joke.
What is a good puppy joke?
Knock, knock. who's there. doctor. doctor who. you just said it.
What joke in friends do you think it is that Chandler and Ross claim ownership of?
it is the joke about 'doctor monkey' or something, i know that they both think they made up the joke and ross sends it to playboy magazine, where it is published and then chandler claims it is his joke. They then both give reasons why it is their joke, but we never get told what the joke it, however i remember ross claiming that he is ' doctor monkey' because he is a doctor and had a monkey. To decide whose joke it was, they both ask monica(ross' sister and chandlers wife) she then tells them that the joke is sexist and offensive to women so they both say it is the other persons.
What is the program Joke Stressreducer?
as it implies it is merely a joke, A game to be more specific it is not dangerous but can be annoyance, stressreducer is a game that is not malicious it allow you to shoot and destroy your computer with a fake graphic very fun, it is detected by antivirus because not all joke is like stress reduce some joke cause by virus causing fake imaging such as a fake blue screen of death, or pop up saying your PC got aids or something like that.
What is the punchline to the joke Why did the river guide carry a rifle?
Here is the long punchline: The enemy was fast approaching, threatening him and his party! But like Daniel Boone, this river guide came prepared! He would use his rifle to shoot the rapids!
What to text girls about?
Whatever you feel like, you can just say simply 'Hi'. Just be friendly and nice, you can tell her a joke even.
What if a you and a guy are real good friends but you like him more than a friend?
I would tell him how you feel and if he laugh's than say it was a joke
Should you ask him if you look ugly?
well asking him that question can make him feel like its tooken as a joke and he'll laugh and say YEAH! but a person might feel bad about themselves.
