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The patient said, 'Doctor, I feel like a pond.' The doctor replies, 'It's better to be the pond than the pond scum.'
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How shoot my joke end doctor doctor I feel Like a bed?
Doctor doctor I feel Like a bed? Because you are on a bed.
How should my joke end why did the top gp to the doctor?
Your joke should end as follows: Why did the top go to the doctor? Because he is the doctor.
What is a good puppy joke?
Knock, knock. who's there. doctor. doctor who. you just said it.
An example of a joke?
Here are some examples of jokes. 1: Doctor doctor my wife thinks shes a clock! Doctor: Well, you should stop winding her up. 2. What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper
How can you wear your anus as a hat?
No, its often a joke. If you think you can see a doctor.
What joke in friends do you think it is that Chandler and Ross claim ownership of?
it is the joke about 'doctor monkey' or something, i know that they both think they made up the joke and ross sends it to playboy magazine, where it is published and then chandler claims it is his joke. They then both give reasons why it is their joke, but we never get told what the joke it, however i remember ross claiming that he is ' doctor monkey' because he is a doctor and had a monkey. To decide whose joke it was, they both ask monica(ross' sister and chandlers wife) she then tells them that the joke is sexist and offensive to women so they both say it is the other persons.
Why are jokes made?
Jokes are used to make you laugh and the whole world would be boring! Here is a Joke: Patient: Doctor, I ate a bone! Doctor: Are you choking? Patient: No I really did!
What is a good joke for my pun a brr-apple?
A good joke for your pun a brr-apple is: Doctor, Why do apples look like a bed? Brr-apple
Why did the math book go to the doctor?
Why did the math book go to the doctor? Because it had a lot of problems. Another math joke is what did the math teacher rename her parrot after it passed away? Polygon.
What is a good rhyming joke that end with bee tree?
A good rhyming joke that end with bee tree is: Why did the bee go to the tree doctor? (Because she had hives!)
What should you not do with a foreign body in a child's nose or ear?
I should not joke or play with a foreign body in a child's nose and ear, when ever i notice a foreign body in a child's nose or ear, i should take the child to a doctor for help
Are you overweight if you are 7 and 134 pounds?
Is this a joke? Ofcouse it is!!! Unless you are freakishly tall! But seriously, Check with a doctor ASAP!!!!
