How to become a little girl?

Answer 1

Step one - what you need:

Tools and Ingredients;

- a Grunjer (if you'd like to retain your memory and sense of self)

- some flat-ended Flinkies

- Two and a Half Men (women if you want to turn into a little boy)

- a Jabberwocky

- pi Pies (two pi if you'd like to change your looks, too)

- a Snow Leopard and seven Windows

- a Hunting team, fully equipped

- something you got at the age you want to return to (if you want to get to a very specific age)

- a green-colored (for females) or blue-colored (for males) high-end radio wave, covered in bubblewrap

Places of work:

- a Snark-occupied place

- somewhere with less than 48.3592% of the Earth's gravity and more than 0.7 atmospheres, consisted of pure oxygen.

- your best-friend-at-the-age-you-want-to-go-back-to's bedroom (the end of prucedure shall be there, or else you might change your race to any one, from Magrathian to a butterfly)

Step Two - Preperation

(should take place at a full blue moon)

- Send the hunting team to get you a Snark. If you don't you might end up in an undesired age.

- Install the windows on the Snow Leopard

- Pickle the Grunjer

Step Three - Operation Check

- Make the pies absorb the men's souls, while retaining the radio wave's color

- Implowcyde the Jabberwocky's tail into the Leopard's Windows

- Make sure the tail is running smoothly and in co-ordination with the pies' flounging

Step Four - Centrifuge

- Pull the Leoard to the low-gravity high-oxygen evironment, without breathing it, or letting the Leopard breath it. the Leopard's fur must be soaked in it for a day, then cleaned of slow and ice, then soaked for another week. Meanwhile, do the following:

- Stop the Jabbberwocky tail, feed the still-flounging pies to it, and hit it repeatedly with the radio wave

- Defend yourself from a maniac attacking you with a Banana (preferably after re-enacting 'Four Yorkshiremen')

- Feed the Flinkies to the pickled Grunjer

- After you've done all of this, rotate the Leopard wildly over your head for another two days. This shall extract the remainders of cookies from it's and the Windows' browsers. Get rid of those.

Step Five - Final Things to do

- Sacrifice the Snark to the moon god

- Spread the Grounjer over the Leopard equally

- Close the Windows and kill the Snow Leopard

- Wear the Leopard skin for three four nights and days, while feasting and fasting alternately, statrting with fasting and ending at evening

(note: by now, new moon should have started)

Step Six - Ritual

- At new moon night, get into your said friend's betroom, and do a stereotypical rain dance, wearing the Snow Leopard's skin and fur, with said childhood thing in your one hand

If this does not work, consult me directly

Have fun!