I bought an office chair from eBay but instead of the chair I found a angry bobcat in the box What Can I do?

Answer 1

This happens to me all the time. I order chairs and bobcats arrive. Usually they are not too happy since they have spent a few days in a box so I feed them right away.
I highly suggest you feed him or her Bob's Bobcat Broth and Bob's Bobcat nuggets too.

Now, the bobcat is probably not too clean since it spend all that time in a box.
You will need to give it a bobcat bath but be careful since they go crazy when you get them wet sometimes. Avoid the temptation to use Bobcat Bubbles. They don't work well and just cause kitty bite more.

Now after the bath, it's bobcat bedtime. I suggest an appropriate story. Find one that has rodents as a main character so the bobcat will dream about food. They sleep better that way. I always sing my bobcat to sleep with the song 3 blind mice.

You need a firm bed. My friend Fred Flinstone has a pet bobcat and he lets it sleep on a bedrock bed. The only thing to avoid is a water bed. The kitty will surely make it leak.

First thing in the morning, take your bobcat outside and take some nice pictures. eBay loves feedback and I am sure they would like to see how your unsolicited pet is doing.

Make sure you contact the sender so you can pay the difference between the bobcat and the chair.

One word of caution, make sure you keep your bobcat away from small animals and other people. Bobcats will eat almost anything, well, anything except clowns. They taste funny.



Definitely give some POSITIVE feedback. You got a great deal!