um well the most possible answer to your question is 99% so yes you will fail that test
no
if you drank enough water you would never know that you drank alchol
No, you would not be able to pass an EtG test.
the alcohol in thermometers are either non-potable alcohol or mercury and if you drank either then you would be sick. so yes it is sort of toxic.
Could be a false test or something you drank
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Bender or Fry.
You would get very ill. It could have permanent damage to your system including blindness.
Your drug test would also have to test for alcohol. Then it would depend on the type of alcohol test. There are alcohol test that can detect alcohol use in the previous 80 hours.
It depends on how much you drank your weight and your height. I would suggest just don't drink it.
The same as what would happen if you drank it at any other age, your liver would process the alcohol out of your bloodstream. If you drink too much it could harm your development, but that's at the stage of acute alcohol poisoning.
You would probably die because it would freeze your mouth, blocking your airway. It wouldn't be smart to pour argon down your throat. :(