Yes, keep your business in your own trousers. Unless somebody has convinced you that you are a homosexual, you don't need to be inspecting other guys' anatomy.
You mean like a VW bug to a Cadillac?
Yes, a female hyena does have a penis, its a weird and practily unbelievable fact, but they do.
no not really, is weird if they do it all the time
no?
no so what if he weird
Yes. Yes, it is weird.
tell them to get over it and that they're your friend
IT IS NOT. If a friend said it, your friend is weird.
UMMM? that's kinda weird? actually very weird
its not weird its just a love triangle more like a love square, that's sort of weird
A friend calling you bossy and laughing weird can indicate that they are getting annoyed with you, but this does not mean that they do not like you.
No, it is really not weird to have your best friend as your phone background. Many people have friends and loved ones as their backgrounds.