Is the government secretly hiding moon cheese?

Answer 1

The Lighter Side of History: Bologna History;(Which means some historical fact and a whole lot of bologna) Okay fella, the government knows who you are and you will be hearing from them soon for letting this secret out. Did you think you could disguise your obvious attempt at leaking government secrets by "asking a question"? This is serious business buster and you can run but you can't hide. The official story is this: NASS, which is the National Agricultural Statistics Service, not to be confused with the National Assylum Support Services, claims that government holdings of moon cheese is virtually non existent. Do you understand? The government is not secretly storing moon cheese and you are in big trouble for "asking" this question. Editors note: Oh you cheeky little clown. You're getting much better at mixing your nonsense with historical fact with nonsense.What nonsense? That's what we mean. The Society of Uptight and Really Really Serious Historians verifies and confirms your accounts of NASS and of course also agrees that the government is not secretly storing away moon cheese as there is no such thing. As for your baseless threats to the questioner, well...good luck yourself with the government when they finally catch up with you, you cyber clown, you! Oh yeah? Well good luck yourself you government stooge!