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- Gus. Gus who? Gus what we're having today!
- Boo. Boo who? Don't be such a crybaby!
- Twit twit. Twit twit who? Am I talking to an owl?
- Woo. Woo hoo? You don't sound like Homer Simpson.
- This is Social Services. We're here kidnap you. If you do not co-operate, we will treat you to your favorite ice cream.
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∙ 15y ago-knock knock -Knock knock -Knock knock -who's there -Who's there -Who's ther -yoo -Boo! -Orange -yoo whoo? -Boo who? -Orange who? -I'm right here! -Don't cry, it's just a joke! -Orange you glad I'm here! _______________________________________________________________________ Knock Knock-who's there-yodelahee-yodelahee who-AHH!... Stop yodeling, your burning my ears! I know there cheesy, but hey!, aren't they all?
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What is a good knok knok joke?
knock knock whos there Anna Anna who Anna mosquito knock knock whos there yetta yetta who yetta another mosquito
Do you have any 5 year old knock knock jokes?
Knock knock whos there interrupting cow interrupting co... MOO!!
What are some good birthday knock knock jokes?
Will you remember me in an hour?Yes.Will you remember me in a day?Yes.Will you remember me in a week?Yes.Will you remember me in a month?Yes.Will you remember me in a year?Yes.I think you won't.Yes, I will.Knock, knock!Who's there?See? You've forgotten me already!Knock, knock!Who's there?Barbie.Barbie who?Bar-B-QKnock, knock!Who's there?Dwayne.Dwayne who?Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning.Knock, knock!Who's there?Amos.Amos who?A mosquito bit me.Knock, knock!Who's thereAndy.Andy who?Andy bit me again.Knock, knock!Who's there?Keith.Keith who?Keith me, my thweet preenth(Kiss me, my sweet prince)Knock, knock!Who's there?JoséJosé who?José can you see by the dawn's early light?(Oh say can you see by the dawn's early light? -- first line of The Star-Spangled Banner)Knock, knock!Who's there?Olive.Olive who?Olive you!(I love you!)[edit] Puns on other wordsKnock, knock!Who's there?Alpaca.Alpaca who?Alpaca the trunk, you pack-a the suitcase.Knock, knock!Who's there?Orange.Orange who?Orange you going to open the door?(Aren't you going to open the door?)A similar joke expands the structure:Knock, knock!Who's there?Banana.Banana who?Knock, knock!Who's there?Banana.Banana who?Knock, knock!Who's there?Banana.Banana who?Knock, knock!Who's there?Orange.Orange who?Orange you glad I didn't say "banana" again?(Aren't you glad I didn't say "banana" again?)Knock, knock!Who's there?DoctorDoctor Who?That's right!Knock, knock!Who's there?Boo.Boo who?Don't cry; it's only a knock-knock joke.Knock KnockWho's Theredoctordoctor who?OI THATS MY LINE!knock knockwhos thereorangeorange whoorange u glad i aint a BANANAknock knockwhos therehoneyhoney whohoney whos there?(soz thats crap)knock knockwhos therekatekate MOSS?!?noo kate MOSES
What is a knock knock joke?
Person 1 - Knock knock. Person 2 - Who's there? Person 1 - Banana. Person 2 - Banana who? (repeat it as shown below) Person 1 - Knock knock. Person 2 - Who's there? Person 1 - Banana. Person 2 - Banana who? (and repeat again) Person 1 - Knock knock. Person 2 - Who's there? Person 1 - Banana. Person 2 - Banana who? (not this time, read carefully) Person 1 - Knock knock. Person 2 - Who's there? Person 1 - Orange. Person 2 - Orange you glad I didn't say banana? This is a good knock knock joke to play on someone if you didn't know it or have never played it on somebody, I guess.
Knock knock l l who?
knock knock, whose there "FBI OPEN UP" "fbi open up" who? OH WAIT RUNNNNNN
According to the joke what follows Knock Knock?
Whos there
What is a good knok knok joke?
knock knock whos there Anna Anna who Anna mosquito knock knock whos there yetta yetta who yetta another mosquito
What is the best knock knock joke your adults?
knock knock whos there Dork Dork who Dorky Whale
Do you have any 5 year old knock knock jokes?
Knock knock whos there interrupting cow interrupting co... MOO!!
What is the name of the joke that goes knock knock whos there Justin Justin who Justin time for the party?
It's called a 'knock knock' joke.
What are some good Caribbean carnival jokes?
knock knock whos their MEE
Does anyone now a good joke?
you: knock, knock, them: whos there? you: tolet them:tolet who you: flush
Do you have any good jokes?
yeah knock knock whos there pencil- pencil-vania
What are some jokes to tell your grandpa?
Knock Knock. Whos there? not your grandma. shes dead.
Are there Any jokes for little kids?
knock knock whos there interupting cow inter.... MOO!!!!
What are some jokes to tell to little kids?
knock knock whos there interupting cow inter... MOO!
What are some jokes to pull on dad that are funny like knock knock?
knock knock? whos there? Nobody Nobody who? (don't answer) nobody who!?!?! (don't answer) Nobody who!!!! get it? or ask "daddy will you remember me in the morning" "yes" "how about next week?" "yes" "how about next month?" "yes" "how about next year" "yes" then say "knock knock" "whos there" then look at your dad and say "see you forgot about me already." hahahahaha
