One funny bee joke that begins with a query goes: Why did the queen bee kick all of the worker bees out of her hive? Because they kept droning on and on!
You can find jokes that revolve around bees at Manwalksintoajoke.com.
You can find brilliant jokes on mops at mmo-champion.com.
Jokes that go as 'why did the man put' include Polack's Polish jokes.
When is a bee like a chainsaw? When it makes a buzzing noise.
When is a dog like a load of bread? When it's a pure-bread.
No. I do not know pond jokes but you can find a lot of them at Jokes and Riddles for Kids at EnchantedLearning.com.
Q: What did the bee say to the naughty bee? A: Bee-hive yourself!
You can find a number of jokes on frogs at joek.com.
Eggs don't have jokes; they have yolks.
Why did the duck go to jail? Because the police found out he was dealing quack.
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Yes. I do know jokes from a book such as What is a flea's favourite book? A. The Itch-Hikers Guide To The Galaxy.