Lyics its not true horrible histories?

Answer 1

everything your teacher says

is proved to be a fable

there never was an arthur, nor the knights,

nor a round table

the lady of the lake was

just a made up story too

i hate to dissapoint you all

but it's not true

It's not t-t-r-r-ru-u-e-e-e

teacher though you jibber

your just a great big fibber

there was no excal-libur

Galahad?

no such lad

lancelot?

launce-u-not!

Guinevere?

dear oh dear!

look at me-I'm real enough

not true Merlin! disappear!

there were no wizards, so it's clear

that it's not true!

while we're on the subjet

I'm afraid i must confess

though dick turpin was a highwayman

he never owned blakc bess

and tutankhumun's tomb

was never hit by any curse

there never was a dragon slain by George.

it get's worse

pirates never make their victims

walk the planks on ships

sir Walter raligh was never first

to bring back spuds or chips

Robin Hood and Marion

a made up story to

outlaws out in Nottingham

it's not true

it's not t-r-u-e

teech your such a liar

your pants are catching fire

there never was a friar tuck

viking hat?

no horn on that

king alfreds cake?

big mistake

it never fried?

the old books lied

frankly i deplore ya

i hope these kids ignore ya

coz infact Queen Victoria

never said: "we are not amused"

your children think i said what?

we are not amused your highness

really?that's quite funny isn't it!

hahahahahahahahahahaha

it's not true x7

it's not t-r-u-e