answersLogoWhite

0


Best Answer

The frog is that prince of a fellow your wife is having an affair with. She must have let him stay there for the weekend. Upon your return, your wife, being a woman, needed to run to the bathroom first, before you. When she got to the bathroom, there he was. So she kissed him. One of those special kisses, the ones that turn adulterous fellows into frogs. Then she tossed him in the toilet, which she was just about to flush when you walked in. You saved the dear fellow. Drive him to a pond far, far away. Or have him neutered and keep him in a jar next to the bed.

User Avatar

Wiki User

15y ago
This answer is:
User Avatar

Add your answer:

Earn +20 pts
Q: One has a well and septic system. After returning from a long weekend away there was a frog sitting in the toilet bowl of the downstairs bathroom.How would the frog have gotten into the toilet?
Write your answer...
Submit
Still have questions?
magnify glass
imp
Related questions

I have a well and a septic system After returning from a long weekend away there was a frog sitting in the toilet bowl in my downstairs bathroom How would the frog have gotten into the toilet?

This happens quite a lot in Australia, the frogs look for a cool hiding spot when the morning approaches. They often climb in through the air vent of the toilet and climb down into the system. They don't come up through the sewer.


How do you use obsequies in a sentence?

The church had multiple obsequies during the weekend for the fallen soldiers that were returning back to their hometown.


How Much would a signed all-star weekend poster sells for?

Probably not very much since they are pretty easy to get. I have like 15 sitting in my room


Is it on weekend or at weekend?

You can't say "At the Weekend", it's not proper english. You can say "on the weekend" if you mean, for example, "we can't go to Disneyland today, but maybe on the weekend we can."


Is Mandy patinkin dead?

No, Mandy Patinkin is currently alive as of February 2022.


Is 'go picnic at the weekend' correct?

We do not use "at" with days. We say "on the weekend" or "for the weekend." Go picnic on the weekend.


What is the difference between next weekend and the coming weekend US English And the difference between next weekend and following weekend UK English?

Personally, 'this weekend' refers to the closest upcoming weekend. As in if it's Wednesday, this weekend would start in a few days. Next weekend refers to the upcoming week, as in after the closest weekend.


What is the antonym for weekend?

weekend


Is it happy weekend to everyone or happy weekend everyone?

"Happy weekend, everyone!"


I'm going threw a custody battle and I get my kids the first weekend and the third weekend of the month is this weekend March 15 the third weekend of the month-?

Yes, if you have a custody agreement for the third weekend of the month, the 15th of March is the 3 rd weekend.


Is Sunday a weekend or a weekday?

it counts as a weekend


How do you say at the weekend in french?

le weekend