Why did all of the neighbors hate the frog?
BECAUSE HE WAS AN OLD CROAK, HE MADE THEM ALL HOPPING MAD.
Have you seen the new movie about the frog?
It TOADally sucked. It didn't deserve an aWART.
(I made these up on the spot, I can't think of 2.)
There are many good jokes to go alone with a frog and a bed. A frog in bed is a sick frog.
Many different types of comedians tell frog jokes, as they can be a popular and lighthearted subject for humor. Additionally, individuals who enjoy telling jokes or engaging in playful banter may also incorporate frog-related humor into their repertoire.
What do you call a frog with no hind legs? Answer: Unhoppy
Ones that are toad often.
What did the frog dress up for on Halloween? A prince. What's the preferred car of frogs? The Beetle.
Why did all of the neighbors hate the frog? BECAUSE HE WAS AN OLD CROAK, HE MADE THEM ALL HOPPING MAD. Have you seen the new movie about the frog? It TOADally sucked. It didn't deserve an aWART. (I made these up on the spot, I can't think of 2.)
There are many different frog jokes that are told. One good frog joke that is told is "Why are frogs so happy?"...because they eat whatever bugs them.
What do frogs like to drink? Beer, because of the hops.
No results are available for a frog's favorite month. However, a frog's favorite year is leap year.
Who's Got Jokes - 2006 Jokes or No Jokes 4-8 was released on: USA: 28 November 2009
What happens when two frogs kiss? The get Tongue tied
Why did the chicken cross the road? because he's a maverick.