What happens when two frogs kiss? The get Tongue tied
What do you call a frog with no hind legs? Answer: Unhoppy
Why did the chicken cross the road? because he's a maverick.
You can find a number of jokes on frogs at joek.com.
Eggs don't have jokes; they have yolks.
You can find brilliant jokes on mops at mmo-champion.com.
What do you call a frog with no hind legs? Answer: Unhoppy
Why did the chicken cross the road? because he's a maverick.
No. I do not know pond jokes but you can find a lot of them at Jokes and Riddles for Kids at EnchantedLearning.com.
A frog went to a psychic and asked about his future. She responded by saying that he'd meet a lovely lady soon who will know everything about him. He excitedly asked when he'd meet her, to which the psychic said, "next Biology class".
You can find a number of jokes on frogs at joek.com.
Eggs don't have jokes; they have yolks.
Jokes that go as 'why did the man put' include Polack's Polish jokes.
You can find brilliant jokes on mops at mmo-champion.com.
No.
Yes. I do know jokes from a book such as What is a flea's favourite book? A. The Itch-Hikers Guide To The Galaxy.
You can get plenty of bed jokes online at funny-jokes.com or best-funny-jokes.com.
Q: What do penguins eat for lunch? A: Ice-burgers! is an example of penguin jokes.