What did the frog dress up for on Halloween? A prince. What's the preferred car of frogs? The Beetle.
There are many good jokes to go alone with a frog and a bed. A frog in bed is a sick frog.
What do you call a frog with no hind legs? Answer: Unhoppy
Ones that are toad often.
No results are available for a frog's favorite month. However, a frog's favorite year is leap year.
What happens when two frogs kiss? The get Tongue tied
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There are many good jokes to go alone with a frog and a bed. A frog in bed is a sick frog.
What do you call a frog with no hind legs? Answer: Unhoppy
Ones that are toad often.
Why did all of the neighbors hate the frog? BECAUSE HE WAS AN OLD CROAK, HE MADE THEM ALL HOPPING MAD. Have you seen the new movie about the frog? It TOADally sucked. It didn't deserve an aWART. (I made these up on the spot, I can't think of 2.)
What do frogs like to drink? Beer, because of the hops.
There are many different frog jokes that are told. One good frog joke that is told is "Why are frogs so happy?"...because they eat whatever bugs them.
Why did all of the neighbors hate the frog? BECAUSE HE WAS AN OLD CROAK, HE MADE THEM ALL HOPPING MAD. Have you seen the new movie about the frog? It TOADally sucked. It didn't deserve an aWART. (I made these up on the spot, I can't think of 2.)
No results are available for a frog's favorite month. However, a frog's favorite year is leap year.
What happens when two frogs kiss? The get Tongue tied
Why did the chicken cross the road? because he's a maverick.
Who's Got Jokes - 2006 Whoeth Goteth Jokes 2-4 was released on: USA: 29 September 2007