As hard as it may be, ignoring them is the best response. All they want is the attention. If they see you don't care what they say, most will stop it and move on to someone who will respond. There are all kinds of remarks you can make, some clever that they will not understand and others that are just stupid. Don't sink to their level. A clever comeback has to be delivered with a certain attitude. If you don't have that, it doesn't have the desired affect. If you have to make a comeback, you can ask why it's important to him, is he interested? Point out that you have standards and wouldn't go that low. If you are ready to come out or already are, look him square in the eye and say Yes I am, so what? If you show that what they think has no importance to you, they will quickly move on to an easier target.
It depends on what you mean. If you are talking about responding to an insult with another insult, then a gay come back would have an LGBT theme to it.
Says the murderer....
There are several books you can purchase either in Barnes and Noble or via the web for funny comebacks. A site called silentreed in hubpages has some realy good ones.
A good classy comeback for a girl is "that is why there is only one me".
Just say thank you for the compliment.
Well, it depends on the type of teasing. If it's something that really does hurt you, no comebacks are necessary.
At least my head anit square like yours!
If you're trying to copy me, you're better at being ugly!
you really sound like you love your own voice
a good comeback would be " look who is talking" "there's a mirror hun, woops! it broke!!" "haha i wouldn't be talking if i were you."
"This is an A-B conversation, so C your way out." "What did you have for breakfast? Annoying Flakes?" "Who [urinated] in your Corn Flakes?
Like if someone says '' your stupid'' say i know you are or thanks im glad you notice''
if somebody says f you just say "maybe later" or something like that